Product Description
PISTOL: RUGER MODEL P-89, SERIAL NUMBER 309-56993, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES HARD PROTECTIVE CASE, 4.5
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ATTENTION ALL LOVERS OF UNAPOLOGETIC DEBRIS-CRUSHING METAL, 1990S ACTION MOVIE PURISTS, AND PATRIOTS WHO WANT A HANDGUN THAT DOUBLES AS AN ANVIL! BEHOLD THE ABSOLUTE CHONK-MASTER OF GENUINE AMERICAN METALLURGY: A PRE-OWNED, INDESTRUCTIBLE RUGER P89 CHAMBERED IN THE GLOBALLY ACCEPTED CALIBER OF 9MM!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE NO-NONSENSE COMBAT TANK. RUGER DID NOT FORGE THIS GUN TO BE DAINTY, SLIM, OR LIGHTWEIGHT. THEY CRAFTED IT FROM EXTRUDED ALUMINUM AND TOUGH STAINLESS STEEL WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SURVIVING A NUCLEAR BLAST OR BEING USED AS A HAMMER TO FIX YOUR TRUCK ENGINE! WALKING ONTO THE RANGE WITH THIS BAD BOY COMMUNICATES: "I VALUE BULLETPROOF RELIABILITY, INTENSELY CHUNKY GRIPS, AND INDESTRUCTIBLE RECOIL-TAMING MEAT!" IT HAS AN EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE DA/SA SYSTEM AND AN OVERBUILT SLIDE THAT RUNS SMOOTHER THAN A SEVENTIES DISCO TRACK.
LET'S CELEBRATE THE LOGISTICS: THERE IS NO FLIMSY CARDBOARD BOX. WE ARE HANDING YOU A REPLACEMENT HARD CASE! AN ACTUAL PLASTIC FORTRESS BUILT TO SHIELD YOUR FREEDOM DISPENSER IN TRUCK BEDS AND RANGE DAYS! BUT WAIT, THE SAVINGS ACCELERATE INTO THE STRATOSPHERE: IT COMES STACKED WITH FOUR TOTAL MAGAZINES! THAT IS RIGHT, FOUR STEEL FEEDING STICKS! YOU HAVE ENOUGH HIGH-CAPACITY FREEDOM ON TAP TO SHOOT ALL AFTERNOON WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS FUMBLING IN BULK AMMO PACKS!
THIS LEGENDARY RETRO BEAST IS USED, MEANING IT HAS ACCUMULATED CHARACTER MARKS AND RANGE PATINA-WHICH WE CALL "VINTAGE STREET CRED." CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU SCRATCH THE FINISH! IT FEEDS REPEATEDLY ON THE CRUSTIEST, CHEAPEST STEEL-CASED AMMO YOU DUG OUT FROM UNDER YOUR SEAT AND NEVER, EVER QUITS.
WE ARE A REAL, LICENSED FFL. GOV BACKGROUND CHECKS AND 4473 FORMS ARE MANDATORY. NO OUT-OF-STATE CONSPIRACIES. NO TRADES FOR HALF-A-PACK OF BASS LURES, BROKEN JET SKIS, OR UNVERIFIED BITCOIN.
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