PISTOL: RUGER MODEL 16401 RUGER-5.7 5.7X28MM 4.94", SERIAL NUMBER 643-20886, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 5.7X28MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 5 Notes: ATTENTION ALL BALLISTIC SCHOLARS, SPACE COMMANDERS, AND MORTALS WHO ABSOLUTELY DESPISE ARMORED TRASH CANS! GET READY TO ACCELERATE YOUR FREEDOM TO CYBERNETIC VELOCITIES. WE HAVE A PRE-OWNED, VELOCITY-MAXIMIZED RUGER-5.7 CHAMBERED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY, MAIN-CHARACTER CALIBER OF 5.7X28MM! THIS IS NOT A HANDGUN. THIS IS A PORTABLE RAILGUN DEVISED TO SHOOT MINIATURE SPACE ROCKETS! INSTEAD OF FLINGING CHUBBY, SLOW LEAD, THIS BEAST SPITS HIGH-VELOCITY NEEDLES OF COMPRESSED ADRENALINE AT OVER 2,000 FEET PER SECOND! SHOOTING IT DELIVERS VIRTUALLY ZERO RECOIL-IT FEELS LIKE A LASER POINTER WITH A FIREBALL ATTACHED. WALKING ONTO THE RANGE WITH THIS SAYS, "I AM PREPARED TO DEFEND MY SECTOR AGAINST EXTRATERRESTRIAL THREATS AND MY BANK ACCOUNT AGAINST AFFORDABLE AMMUNITION!" LET'S UNWRAP THE PERKS: IT INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX! THE PREVIOUS OWNER WAS A DISCIPLINED INTELLECTUAL WHO DID NOT ACCIDENTALLY INCINERATE THE PACKAGING IN A WEIRD BACKYARD GRILLING EXERCISE OR USE IT TO STORE LEFTOVER MEATLOAF! YOU GET THE COMPLETE BOASTING EXPERIENCE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE. THIS SPACESHIP PISTOL IS USED, MEANING IT HAS ACCUMULATED MINOR PATINA AND RANGE-DAY CHARACTER MARKS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU SCRATCH A COMPACT COMPONENT FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT FEATURES AN ERGONOMIC SECURE-ACTION FIRE CONTROL SYSTEM, EASY-ACCESS CONTROLS, AND AN UNRIVALED SMILES-PER-MINUTE RATIO! WE ARE A STRICTLY REGISTERED, LAW-ABIDING FFL. GOV PAPERWORK ROUTINES AND BACKGROUND CHECKS APPLY. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO TRADES FOR HALF-A-PACK OF BASS LURES, UNVERIFIED BITCOIN, OR DEFECTIVE DIRT BIKES. SECURE IT TODAY!