Product Description
PISTOL: WALTHER ARMS MODEL PPQ IMPORTED BY WALTHER ARMS FORT SMITH AR, SERIAL NUMBER FDA1071, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 3.5
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ATTENTION ALL TRIGGER SNOBS, COMFORT ELITISTS, AND GENTLEMAN OPERATORS WHO REFUSE TO SETTLE FOR SQUISHY STRIKER-FIRED CONTROLS! PREPARE YOUR PAWS FOR THE ULTIMATE PLASTIC ALCHEMY. WE HAVE A PRE-OWNED, FLAT-SHOOTING WALTHER ARMS PPQ CHAMBERED IN THE GLOBALLY ACCEPTED CALIBER OF 9MM!
THIS IS NOT JUST A HANDGUN. THIS IS A TEUTONIC COMFORT CRADLE DEVISED BY THE APEX GERMAN ENGINEERS AT WALTHER! THE ERGONOMICS ON THIS FRAME MAKE IT FEEL LIKE THE DESIGN TEAM TOOK A MOLD OF YOUR ACTUAL HANDS AND FORGED IT FROM COMPRESSED JOY. BUT THE ABSOLUTE CROWN JEWEL IS THE TRIGGER SYSTEM. IT IS SO CRISP, SO CLEAN, AND HAS A RESET SO MINISCULE IT FEELS LIKE BALLISTIC WITCHCRAFT! WALKING ONTO THE RANGE WITH THIS BAD BOY COMMUNICATES: "I VALUE PHENOMENAL GERMAN PERFORMANCE, I INSIST ON SUB-MATCH-GRADE PULLS, AND I AM UTTERLY SUPERIOR TO EVERY GLOCK OWNER IN THE ENTIRE COUNTY!"
LET'S CELEBRATE THE LOGISTICAL TRIUMPH: IT INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX! THE SACRED HARD-SHELL PLASTIC FORTRESS HAS SURVIVED THE AGES! THE PREVIOUS OWNER WAS A DISCIPLINED INTELLECTUAL WHO DID NOT CONVERT THE PACKAGING INTO A LUNCHBOX OR A BAIT TRAY FOR NIGHTCRAWLERS! BUT WAIT, THE UTILITY MULTIPLIES INTO THE STRATOSPHERE: IT COMES STACKED WITH THREE TOTAL MAGAZINES! THAT IS FORTY-FIVE ROUNDS OF FLUSH-FEEDING ASSURANCE READY TO RE-ALIGN TARGETS RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX!
THIS ERGONOMIC EFFICIENCY MACHINE IS USED, MEANING IT HAS ACCUMULATED GENTLE PATINA AND MINOR RANGE-DAY SCUFFS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU SCRATCH THE FINISH FOR THE FIRST TIME!
WE ARE A REAL, LICENSED FFL. GOV BACKGROUND CHECKS AND 4473 FORMS ARE MANDATORY. NO BASEMENT CONSPIRACIES. NO TRADES FOR SNOWMOBILE CLUTCHES, ANTIQUE WEED WHACKERS, OR UNVERIFIED BITCOIN.
BUY THIS GERMAN ROYALTY BEFORE AN EMPLOYEE ADDS IT TO THEIR PERSONAL CCW ROTATION!