RIFLE: HOWA PRECISION RIFLES & BARRELED ACTIONS MODEL 1500 SUPER LITE IMPORTED BY LEGACY SPORTS, RENO, NV, SERIAL NUMBER B727926, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, BOLT, 7MM-08 REMINGTON, 20 Notes: ATTENTION BACKCOUNTRY HIKERS, MOUNTAIN GOAT HUNTERS, AND OPERATORS WHO ARE TIRED OF LUGGING A FORTY-POUND CHUNK OF STEEL UP A MOUNTAIN! ARE YOU TIRED OF RIFLES THAT WEIGH MORE THAN YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW'S OPINIONS? BEHOLD THE REIGNING FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WILDERNESS: THE HOWA MODEL 1500 SUPER LITE CHAMBERED IN THE MAJESTIC, THE HARD-HITTING 7MM-08 REMINGTON! THIS PISTOL-GRIP-WEIGHT LONG GUN IS AN ABSOLUTE MARVEL OF MODERN ENGINEERING. HOWA LITERALLY TRIMMED THE FAT OFF THIS CHASSIS UNTIL IT WEIGHED BARELY OVER FOUR AND A HALF POUNDS! YOU COULD CARRY THIS THING THROUGH THE ROCKIES USING ONE FINGER WHILE USING YOUR OTHER HAND TO FIGHT OFF A GRIZZLY BEAR! CHAMBERED IN 7MM-08, IT PACKS ALL THE VELOCITY AND DROP-DEAD THUMP OF A DEER-SLAYING MONSTER WITHOUT ENTIRELY DISLOCATING YOUR SHOULDER! IT IS USED, WHICH MEANS THE PREVIOUS OWNER ALREADY CONFIRMED IT TRACKS STRAIGHT, CRUSHES TARGETS, AND TOOK CARE OF THE ANNOYING FIRST BARREL CLEANING FOR YOU! CRITICAL DISCLOSURE NOTIFICATION: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. DO NOT ASK THE EMPLOYEES WHERE THE CARDBOARD BOX WENT. THE PREVIOUS OWNER PROBABLY USED IT AS KINDLING TO COOK A VENISON STEAK IN THE BACKWOODS. WE WILL WRAP THIS MOUNTAIN-GOAT VAPORIZER IN THE FINEST BUBBLE WRAP AVAILABLE AND HAND IT TO YOU LIKE THE SACRED BALLISTIC BURRITO THAT IT IS. YOU CAN'T SHOOT A BOX ANYWAY! WHY DO YOU NEED THIS BACKCOUNTRY SPECIAL? 1. RIDICULOUSLY LIGHTWEIGHT! SO LIGHTWEIGHT YOU WILL LEGITIMATELY CHECK YOUR PACK EVERY FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE SURE IT DIDN'T FLOAT AWAY INTO THE STRATOSPHERE! 2. HOWA JAPANESE PRECISION! THE ACTION IS SMOOTH AND THE TRIGGER BREAKS CLEANER THAN A FRESHLY PRINTED HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL! 3. THE 7MM-08 CALIBER! THE PERFECT SWEET SPOT OF BALLISTIC AUTHORITY AND MANAGEABLE RECOIL! WE ARE A CERTIFIED FFL. THE FORM 4473 IS MANDATORY. THE BACKGROUND CHECK WILL BE SUMMONED. NO, WE WILL NOT TRADE IT FOR A SET OF BALD MUD TIRES OR A TRUCK-BED FULL OF FIREWOOD. SECURE IT TODAY!