PISTOL: FNH - FN HERSTAL FIREARMS MODEL 509 MRD 9MM, SERIAL NUMBER GKS0272036, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES PROTECTIVE CASE, 3.7 Notes: ATTENTION HIGH-SPEED OPERATORS, OPTIC OBSESSERS, AND GENTLEMEN OF EXQUISITE EUROPEAN PEDIGREE! ARE YOU READY TO DROP AN ABSOLUTE TACTICAL HAMMER AT THE RANGE WITHOUT DRAINING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS? BEHOLD THE BELGIAN-BRED BEAST OF BATTLE: THE FN 509 MRD IN GLORIOUS 9MM! THIS ISN'T AN OVERPRICED PLASTIC TOY. THIS IS A GENUINE, MIL-SPEC-PEDIGREED WARHAMMER GENTLY USED AND BROKEN IN BY ITS PREVIOUS OWNER WHO APPARENTLY REALIZED THEY HAD TOO MUCH PERFORMANCE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. IT IS TOUGH, IT IS MEAN, AND IT FEATURING FN'S LEGENDARY PATENTS. THE "MRD" MEANS IT HAS THE MINIATURE RED DOT OPTICS MOUNTING SYSTEM, SO YOU CAN SLAP YOUR FAVORITE PREMIUM GLASS ON TOP AND ACQUIRE TARGETS FASTER THAN EVER! AND REJOICE, DISCRIMINATING PATRIOTS! IT COMES ACCOMPANIED BY THE ORIGINAL FN PREMIUM SOFT CASE! IT IS NOT A BORING CARDBOARD COFFIN; IT'S A ZIPPERED HARBINGER OF COVERT TRANSPORTATION. PLUS, WE ARE THROWING IN NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT 3 TOTAL MAGAZINES! THAT'S A TRIO OF HIGH-CAPACITY FREEDOM CYLINDERS SO YOU SPEND MORE TIME MAKING LOUD THUDS AND LESS TIME LOADING BULLETS WITH CRIMPED THUMBS. WHY DO YOU NEED THIS FN POWERHOUSE? 1. OPTICS READY! COMES WITH THE PLATES AND SCREWS TO MOUNT ALMOST ANY DOT ON THE PLANET. AIM LIKE A CHEATING LAZER-HAWK! 2. COMBAT ERGONOMICS! THE GRIP TEXTURE FEELS LIKE IT WAS ENGINEERED BY AN ANGRY ALLIGATOR, ENSURING THIS WEAPON WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER SLIP OUT OF YOUR HANDS, EVEN IF UNDER A WATERFALL OF COLD SWEAT. 3. FN PRESTIGE! WHEN YOU UNZIP THAT LOGO AT THE RANGE BENCH, EVERYONE ELSE AUTOMATICALLY RECOGNIZES YOU ARE AN OPERATOR OF INTELLECTUAL CULTURE. WE ARE A LICENSED FFL. THAT MEANS THE FORM 4473 IS MANDATORY. THE BACKGROUND CHECK WILL BE SUMMONED. NO, WE WILL NOT TRADE IT FOR A SEMI-FUNCTIONAL GENERATOR, A BOX OF MIXED SHOTGUN SHELLS, OR A SATELLITE DISH FROM 2004 SPONSORED BY YOUR UNCLE CLEM. GRAB THIS FN 509 TODAY AND ACCELERATE YOUR REPUTATION IMMEDIATELY!