RIFLE: CZ-USA MODEL CZ SCORPION EVO 3 S1 RIFLE IMPORTED BY CZ-USA KANSAS CITY KS, SERIAL NUMBER D053926, FLAT DARK EARTH, CASE NOT INCLUDED, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9MM LUGER (9X19), 16 Notes: ATTENTION ALL SUBGUN FANATICS AND SPACE COWBOYS! ARE YOU READY TO UPGRADE YOUR FLEX GAME AT THE RANGE WITHOUT SELLING A KIDNEY? BEHOLD THIS CZ SCORPION EVO 3 S1 RIFLE! YES, IT'S THE CARBINE VERSION WITH THE FULL-LENGTH BARREL, SO YOU CAN SLING 9MM FURTHER THAN YOU CAN SLING COMPLIMENTS TO YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW! THIS CZECH-ENGINEERED MASTERPIECE IS USED. IT HAS SEEN SOME THINGS. IT HAS DEFEATED MANY MULTITUDES OF INNOCENT SODA CANS. BUT IT IS READY TO ROCK AND ROLL. IT'S TOUGH, IT'S LOUD, AND IT LOOKS LIKE A DECEPTICON HAD A BABY WITH A DEFENSE CONTRACTOR. CRITICAL WARNING: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BOX WENT. MAYBE THE PREVIOUS OWNER ATE IT. MAYBE IT TOOK A ONE-WAY TRIP TO THE DUMP. WE WILL HAND THIS TO YOU IN A GLORIOUS, HIGH-QUALITY PLASTIC TRASH BAG OR A CARDBOARD BOX THAT ONCE HELD AMMUNITION AND DISAPPOINTMENT. YOU CAN'T SHOOT A BOX ANYWAY! WHY DO YOU NEED THIS SPECIFIC SCORPION? 1. ZERO RECOIL! IT'S A 9MM CARBINE, WHICH MEANS IT KICKS LESS THAN A NEWBORN KITTEN ON AN ESTROGEN DRIP. 2. CHEAP TO FEED! YOU CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD TO SHOOT THIS WITHOUT TAKING OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE ON THE DOUBLE-WIDE. 3. SPACE AGE AESTHETICS! ACCORDING TO OUR LEAD GUNSMITH, HOLDING THIS AUTOMATICALLY INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF BEING RECRUITED BY STARFLEET. AS A REAL-DEAL, GOVERNMENT-APPROVED FFL, ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS APPLY. YOU WILL FILL OUT THE 4473. YOU WILL PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, WE DO NOT WANT TO TRADE THIS FOR YOUR GRANDPA'S RUSTY JON BOAT, A SEMI-FUNCTIONAL XBOX ONE, OR A HALF-USED BOTTLE OF GUN OIL. GRAB THIS CZ SCORPION TODAY AND START PLINKING IN STYLE. THE BOX IS GONE, BUT THE FREEDOM IS FOREVER! ACCELERATE YOUR OPERATOR STATUS NOW!