You&';re gonna need a bigger chimney. Somewhere off the coast, deep in the black December water, something old and bearded is circling. It doesn&';t want milk. It doesn&';t want cookies. It has checked the list twice, and you, friend, are on the menu. This is the Claus Crew, the most savage holiday parody we&';ve ever put on cotton. Saint Nick rises from the depths with his mouth open, and one unlucky midnight swimmer is about to learn what "naughty" really means. It&';s the only holiday sweatshirt that doubles as a public safety warning. Wear it to the office party and watch the eggnog crowd go quiet. Underneath the carnage is a seriously good garment. It&';s 400 GSM heavyweight fleece with an oversized, dropped-shoulder cut. It&';s built heavy enough for a December dawn patrol and soft enough to sleep in on Christmas Eve, which, frankly, is the only safe way to spend it. Stay out of the water. Oversized fit, dropped shoulders, inset sleeves Unisex sizing: men take their usual size; women typically size down one 400 GSM / 11.8 oz heavyweight CVC fleece 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester Saving approx. 9 500ml plastic bottles from landfill. 2x2 ribbing at neck, cuffs, and hem Claus parody graphic by California Cowboy Pre-shrunk Machine wash on cold with like colors on a gentle cycle Lay flat to dry or tumble dry low