Product Description
PISTOL: SIG SAUER MODEL P365, SERIAL NUMBER 66A876184, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 3.1
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ATTENTION ALL CONCEALED CARRY COMFORT SEEKERS, EVERYDAY CARRY MINIMALISTS, AND DEVOTEES OF REVOLUTIONARY TACTICAL WIZARDRY! STOP SCROLLING AND PREPARE TO ACQUIRE THE UNCONTESTED KING OF THE MICRO-COMPACT UNIVERSE: A PRE-OWNED, UNAPOLOGETIC SIG SAUER P365 CHAMBERED IN THE CHOSEN CALIBER OF METRIC FREEDOM: 9MM!
THIS IS THE FIREARM THAT SINGLE-HANDEDLY VAPORIZED THE ENTIRE CCW MARKET. BEFORE THIS MARVEL EXISTED, YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN CONCEALING A CHUNKY BRICK IN YOUR SHIRT OR CARRYING A SLIM POCKET GUN THAT ONLY HELD SIX ROUNDS. SIG SAUER SAID, "HOLD MY PROPRIETARY POL-COAT FINISH," AND ENGINEERED A CYBERNETIC WORKHORSE THAT SLIMS DOWN LIKE A SINGLE-STACK PROFILE BUT STACKS REVOLUTIONARY CAPACITY. IT DISAPPEARS SO COMPLETELY UNDER A T-SHIRT YOU WILL ACCIDENTALLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE IT IS STILL THERE WHENEVER YOU SIT DOWN FOR LUNCH!
LET'S DEAL WITH THE FACTS: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. ACCORDING TO ACCREDITED LOCAL LEGENDS, THE ORIGINAL CARDBOARD COULD NOT COMPREHEND THE VALUE OF THIS MACHINE AND DEPARTED THE MORTAL REALM TO JOIN THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE. WE SUSPECT THE PREVIOUS OWNER DEPLOYED IT AS AN IMPROVISED ROOF SHINGLE OR SACRIFICED IT TO HUNTING CAMPFIRE GODS. WE WILL HAND THIS MICRO ICON TO YOU RAW. PACK IT IN A RANGE RUG, WRAP IT IN A FLANNEL SHIRT, OR BEAR-HUG IT PROUDLY ALL THE WAY TO YOUR VEHICLE!
THIS PISTOL IS USED, MEANING IT HAS ACCUMULATED GENTLE PATINA AND MINOR RANGE CHARACTER SCUFFS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU SCRATCH THE TOUGH FACTORY FINISH FOR THE FIRST TIME! THE TRIGGER SNAPS PREDICTABLY, THE ERGONOMIC TEXTURE STICKS TO YOUR PAWS LIKE VELCRO, AND IT FEEDS EXPENSIVE JHP OR CHEAP FMJ SURPLUS WITH COMPLETE UTILITY!
WE ARE A REAL, LICENSED FFL DEALER. GOVERNMENT BACKGROUND CHECKS AND THE 4473 FORM ARE 100% MANDATORY. NO TRADES FOR HALF-A-PACK OF BASS LURES, BROKEN GO-KARTS, OR UNVERIFIED BITCOIN.
BUY IT TODAY BEFORE AN EMPLOYEE ADDS IT TO THEIR PERSONAL EDC ROTATION!