Product Description
RIFLE: PSA - PALMETTO STATE ARMORY MODEL PSAK-74S, SERIAL NUMBER 74S002910, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 16.2, 5.45X39MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION CONNOISSEURS OF THE SPICY 5.45X39MM CALIBER! REJOICE, BECAUSE UP FOR GRABS IS THE COVETED PALMETTO STATE ARMORY PSAK-74S. YES, THIS IS THE AMERICAN-MADE CHERNOBYL CHUCKLER THAT GIVES YOU ALL THE GLORIOUS AK-74 VIBES WITHOUT REQUIRING A TIME MACHINE TO THE SOVIET UNION OR A SECOND MORTGAGE ON YOUR HOUSE.
THIS BAD BOY COMBINES COLD WAR ERGONOMICS WITH PURE AMERICAN MANUFACTURING SPICE. IT SPITS THE LEGENDARY "POISON BULLET" ROUND THAT FLIPS AND TUMBLES LIKE AN OLYMPIC GYMNAST ON AN ENERGY DRINK BINGE. FEATURING A SIDE-FOLDING TRIANGLE STOCK, THIS RIFLE FOLDS DOWN SO SMALL IT CAN SLIP INTO YOUR BACKPACK, LEAVING PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOUR TACTICAL SNACKS AND COMMIE-BLOCK RECON FANTASIES. IT'S THE PERFECT TOOL FOR DEFENDING YOUR BASEMENT OR CONVINCING YOUR NEIGHBORS THAT YOU CHOOSE CHAOS.
CONDITION IS SECURELY USED. NOT "BURIED IN AN AFGHAN CAVE FOR TWENTY YEARS" USED, BUT INSTEAD "PREVIOUS OWNER FINALLY REALIZED HOW EXPENSIVE 5.45 AMMO IS BECOMING AND TRADED IT IN FOR A MAGPUL-COVERED AR-15." THE RIFLE HAS SEEN A FEW OUTINGS, IS FULLY BROKEN IN, AND IS COMPLETELY HUNGRY FOR WHATEVER STEEL-CASED, CORROSIVE LAUNDRY DETERGENT REFILLS YOU BURIED IN YOUR BACKYARD.
HERE IS WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET IN THIS COMPACT COMMIE PACKAGE:
* NO ORIGINAL BOX. THE PSA CARDBOARD BOX HAS PERISHED, LIKELY RECYCLED TO SHIP AN OVERPRICED UPPER TO AN ARMORED BASEMENT ELSEWHERE. IT WILL ARRIVE RAW, SASSY, AND COMPLETELY UNAPOLOGETIC.
* ONE STEEL-REINFORCED MAGAZINE. READY TO LOCK AND LOAD, BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS SATURDAY MORNING QUITE LIKE THE METALLIC "CLACK" OF A SEATED CHURN PISTOL.
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE OUT YOUR RED DAWN FANTASIES WITHOUT SPENDING CUSTOM AK MONEY, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! BRING YOUR VALID ID, A SECURE BACKGROUND CHECK, AND YOUR BEST RUSSIAN ACCENT TO THE SHOP TODAY!
AMERICAN AK POWER. SIDE-FOLDING ADRENALINE. SPICY 5.45 ENERGY.