Product Description
PISTOL: MAGNUM RESEARCH FIREARMS MODEL DE50ZNBK, SERIAL NUMBER DK0143170, GOLD, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 6, 50 AE (ACTION EXPRESS), SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION ALL CHUPACABRA HUNTERS, RECOIL MASOCHISTS, AND PEOPLE WHO WANT A HANDGUN THAT DOUBLES AS A SEISMIC EVENT! UP FOR SALE: THE GODFATHER OF HAND CANNONS-A USED MAGNUM RESEARCH DESERT EAGLE MK XIX IN .50 AE!
HOLD ONTO YOUR WRIST BRACES, BECAUSE A MIRACLE HAS OCCURRED: IT ACTUALLY COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! THE FACTORY HARD CASE SURVIVED THE SONIC BOOMS OF THIS MONSTER. IT IS IMMACULATE, SCENTED WITH TACTICAL DOMINANCE, AND READY TO GRACE YOUR CLOSET SHELF TO PROVE TO YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU ACTUALLY OWN THE PEAK OF BIG-BORE EXTRAVAGANCE.
THIS GOLIATH IS USED, BUT IT IS A DESERT EAGLE. IT IS BUILT OUT OF REINFORCED ANVILS, OVERSIZED DREAMS, AND SOLID AMERICAN MACHINED STEEL. IT FEAURES A GOLD STYLE-BECAUSE IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT A GAS-OPERATED SEMI-AUTO THAT LAUNCHES A HALF-INCH PIECE OF LEAD, YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOOK REBELLIOUSLY FLAMBOYANT DOING IT.
MECHANICAL CONDITION IS AN ABSOLUTE TANK. IT CYCLES SMOOTHER THAN A COLD GLASS OF BOURBON, AND THE BORE IS CLEANER THAN A DEACON'S CONSCIENCE.
THE FIFTY-CALIBER DEVASTATION DECREE:
* THE HARDWARE: MAGNUM RESEARCH DESERT EAGLE MK XIX. A 6-INCH BARREL CAPABLE OF COMPLETELY ALTERING THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF WATERMELONS, ROCKS, AND SECURING THE TRUCK-BED CACHET.
* THE CALIBER: .50 ACTION EXPRESS. THE ROUND DESIGNED TO HARVEST RENT-STABILIZED APARTMENT BUILDINGS AND MAKE EVERYONE AT THE RANGE IMMEDIATELY PACK UP AND LEAVE.
* INCLUDED GOODS: THE ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX, THE SEVEN-ROUND MAGAZINE, AND THE CONFIDENCE OF BEING THE LOUDEST INDIVIDUAL IN YOUR ZIP CODE.
PERFECT FOR BACKCOUNTRY PROTECTION, CLEARING SINUSES WITH EVERY SHOCKWAVE, OR STANDING IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR FEELING LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE HERO.
THE FFL LAWS OF THE LAND:
WE ARE A LICENSED FFL DEALER. BACKGROUND CHECK IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. ALL LAWS APPLY.
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