RIFLE: ENFIELD FIREARMS MODEL R.O.F.M. NO 4 MK1 1941 IMPORTED BY FED ORD INC SO EL MONTE, CA, SERIAL NUMBER B16653, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 20.5, 303 BRITISH, BOLT Notes: LISTEN UP, LADS, RENAISSANCE FAIRE REJECTS, AND HISTORY NERDS! FORGET THE AR-15. FORGET PLASTIC RIFLES THAT FEEL LIKE A CHEAP TV REMOTE. TODAY, WE ARE OFFERING YOU THE ULTIMATE BRUISER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE: A GENUINE, BATTLE-HARDENED ENFIELD ROFM NO. 4 MK1, BORN IN THE GLORIOUS, BLITZ-ENDURING YEAR OF 1941! THIS ISN'T JUST A FIREARM. THIS IS A PIECE OF RADICAL HISTORICAL VIOLENCE MANUFACTURED AT THE ROYAL ORDNANCE FACTORY MALTBY. CHAMBERED IN THE HARD-HITTING, TEA-POWERED .303 BRITISH CALIBER, THIS GUN WAS SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO DEFEND THE MONARCHY AND PUNCH HOLES THROUGH COLD STEEL. CONDITION: DEFINITELY USED. IT HAS MORE DINGS, DENTS, AND MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER MARKS THAN A PIRATE'S PEWTER MUG. THE WOOD HAS SEEN THINGS. THE METAL HAS SEEN THINGS. IT SMELLS FAINTLY OF OBSOLETE COSMOLINE, VICTORY, AND LUNCH MEAT. IF YOU WANT AN UNBLEMISHED WALL DECORATION, GO TO IKEA. IF YOU WANT THE RECOIL FORCE OF A RAMPAGING MOOSE, HIT "BUY NOW." BOX: ARE YOU JOKING? THERE IS NO BOX. THERE IS NO INSTRUCTION MANUAL. THE MANUAL WAS WINSTON CHURCHILL TELLING YOU TO "NEVER SURRENDER." IT WILL SHIP SECURELY WRAPPED IN ENOUGH BUBBLE WRAP TO SURVIVE A PARACHUTE DROP INTO OCCUPIED FRANCE. WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE: *JUNGLE CARBINE STYLE! * THE SMOOTHEST BOLT ACTION KNOWN TO MANKIND. YOU CAN MAD-MINUTE LIKE IT'S 1914. * INSTANT RESPECT FROM THE SEVENTY-YEAR-OLD GUYS AT THE GUN RANGE. * IT DOUBLES AS A CLUB, A POST-APOCALYPTIC TENT POLE, OR A VERY RIGID ROWING OAR. * OVERSTABILIZED APERTURE SIGHTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK ACCOMPLISHED EVEN IF YOU HAVE BLURRY VISION. THE RULES: * MUST SHIP TO A LICENSED FFL (OR AN ELIGIBLE C&R HOLDER IF YOUR STATE IS COOL). * NO RETURNS JUST BECAUSE YOUR COWORKER COMPLAINS ABOUT THE PRICE OF .303 AMMO. * WE DO NOT TAKE PAYMENT IN CRUMPETS, ROYAL DECREES, OR MONOPOLY MONEY. OWN THE BOLT THAT BROKE THE AXIS. BUY IT TODAY BEFORE THE GUNSMITH KEEPS IT AS A DEFENSIVE IMPLEMENT AGAINST TAX COLLECTORS! GOD SAVE THE KING!