Product Description
RIFLE: CZ - CESKA ZBROJOVKA MODEL SCORPION EVO 3 S1 RIFLE IMPORTED BY CZ USA KANSAS CITY, KS, SERIAL NUMBER D028602, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 16, 9MM LUGER (9X19), SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION CYBERPUNK ENTHUSIASTS, SCI-FI OPERATORS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LOOK LIKE THEY ARE DEFENDING A LUNAR COLONY FROM ALIEN INVASIONS! UP FOR GRABS IS THE INCREDIBLY FUN, DEVASTATINGLY COOL CZ SCORPION EVO 3 S1 RIFLE CHAMBERED IN EVERYONE'S FAVORITE RECOIL-FRIENDLY CALIBER: 9MM!
THIS IS THE FULL RIFLE VARIANT, FEATURING THAT SWEET, SWEET FACTORY FAUX SUPPRESSOR THAT GIVES IT THE ULTIMATE "DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR MY YARD" LOOK. IT IS REASSURINGLY TACTICAL, ERGONOMIC AS A HIGH-END GAMING MOUSE, AND DISPENSES 9MM ROUNDS WITH THE SPEED AND PRECISION OF A CZECH LASER BEAM. IT'S PERFECT FOR COMPETITION, HOME DEFENSE, OR JUST PUTTING AN OUTRAGEOUS SMILE ON YOUR FACE AT THE RANGE WHILE MAKING THE GUY WITH THE BOLT-ACTION HUNTING RIFLE WONDER WHY HE IS LIVING IN THE PAST.
HOLD ONTO YOUR TACTICAL SOCKS: IT COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! YES! THE GENUINE CZ CARDBOARD BOX HAS BEEN PRESERVED WITH THE UTMOST CARE. IT HASN'T BEEN USED TO HOLD OIL FILTERS, IT HASN'T BEEN CHEWED BY A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, AND IT IS READY TO GRACE YOUR CLOSET SHELF LIKE A TROPHY.
CONDITION IS USED. THE FACTORY POLYMER IS CLEAN, THE CONTROLS ARE CRISP, THE SIGHTS ARE SHARP, AND THE BOLT SLAPS FORWARD WITH A SATISFYING TACTICAL "CLACK" THAT WILL CAUSE ACCIDENTAL GOOSEBUMPS.
THIS IS AN FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY SALE. NO, WE WILL NOT SHIP IT DIRECTLY TO YOUR PORCH DISGUISED AS A VERY LARGE CORDLESS DRILL. YES, YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT THE 4473 AND PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, "I AM A LEVEL 50 PALADIN" IS NOT A VALID GOVERNMENT IDENTIFICATION.
BUY IT NOW BEFORE YOUR DISCRETIONARY FUNDS ARE FORCEFULLY REALLOCATED BY YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER INTO A LAMINATE FLOORING PROJECT! BECOME THE SCORPION KING OF YOUR LOCAL RANGE TODAY!