RIFLE: KRISS- USA - FIREARMS MODEL VECTOR CRB, SERIAL NUMBER 45C034069, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 45 ACP (45 AUTO), 16 Notes: ATTENTION SCI-FI OPERATORS, CYBERPUNK LARPERS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LOOK LIKE THEY ARE DEFENDING A LUNAR OUTPOST FROM ALIEN INVASIONS! UP FOR GRABS IS THE INCREDIBLY UNIQUE, DEVASTATINGLY MENACING MASTERPIECE OF MODERN ENGINEERING: THE KRISS VECTOR CRB IN GLORIOUS .45 ACP! THIS IS THE FULL-SIZED CARBINE VARIANT, FEATURING THAT SWEET, INTEGRATED SUPER V RECOIL MITIGATION SYSTEM. THE CRB UTILIZES AN EXTREMELY FUTURISTIC DESIGN THAT CHANNELS ALL RECOIL DOWNWARD INSTEAD OF INTO YOUR SHOULDER, MAKING .45 AUTO RECOIL FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL. IT LOOKS REASSURINGLY TACTICAL, ERGONOMIC AS A HIGH-END GAMING MOUSE, AND FEATURES A BARREL SHROUD THAT SCREAMS "DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR MY UNMOWED LAWN." IT IS THE PERFECT CENTERPIECE FOR YOUR SAFE OR TO RECREATE AN ACTION MOVIE TRAILER AT THE LOCAL INDOOR RANGE. LET'S ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE CLOSET: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. CARDBOARD WAS DEEMED FAR TOO ORDINARY TO CONTAIN THIS LEVEL OF FUTURISTIC EXCELLENCE. IT VANISHED INTO THE ABYSS OF SOMEONE'S TRUCK BED OR WAS DEVOURED BY A VERY DETERMINED FAMILY OF RACCOONS. DO NOT PANIC! WE WILL SHIP THIS LEGEND ENCASED IN AN OUTRAGEOUSLY INDESTRUCTIBLE MATTRESS OF BUBBLE WRAP THAT LOOKS LIKE A CHUBBY MANATEE ARRIVING AT YOUR DEALER. CONDITION IS USED BUT PRISTINE. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY OWNED BY A FLAT-RANGE COMMANDO WHO VALUED SCI-FI LOOKS, FIRED EXACTLY TWO MAGAZINES AT A RECREATIONAL TRASH CAN, WIPED IT DOWN WITH A MICROFIBER CLOTH, AND TRADED IT IN OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM. THE ACTION RACKS WITH PURE CORDLESS-DRILL EFFICIENCY AND THE CONTROLS ARE SHARP. THIS IS A STRICT FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY TRANSACTION. NO, WE WILL NOT MEET YOU BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 3 AM. YES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MANDATES THE 4473 DRILL AND A BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, "I AM A LEVEL 90 INTERGALACTIC PALADIN" IS NOT A VALID ID. BUY IT NOW BEFORE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER FINDS THE DISCRETIONARY CASH AND FORCEFULLY INVESTS IT IN A RESPONSIBLE LAMINATE FLOORING PROJECT!