Product Description
RIFLE: CENTURY ARMS INC. - C.A.I. MODEL CA-3, SERIAL NUMBER CA3202108, 2- TONE, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 18.5, 308 WINCHESTER, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION SURVIVALISTS, COUCH COMMANDOS, AND PEOPLE WHO THINK 5.56 MM IS A CALIBER FOR FAINT-HEARTED PLINKERS! UNCLE SAM AND THE BUNDESWEHR HAVE TEAMED UP IN A FEVER DREAM TO BRING YOU THIS: THE CENTURY ARMS (CAI) CA-3 RIFLE IN THE LORD'S OWN .308 WINCHESTER!
YES, IT IS USED. YES, IT HAS SEEN SOME STUFF. NO, IT DOES NOT COME WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS OWNER PROBABLY USED THE BOX TO START A CAMPFIRE WHILE EVADING THE REVENUE MEN, OR MAYBE IT JUST DISINTEGRATED UNDER THE PURE, UNADULTERATED MAJESTY OF THIS ROLLER-DELAYED BRUTE. YOU DON'T CARRY A RIFLE LIKE THIS IN A CARDBOARD BOX ANYWAY; YOU CARRY IT ON A SLING MADE OF PARACORD AND PURE GRIT.
THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S DEER RIFLE. THIS IS A SUBSTANTIAL SLAB OF APOCALYPSE-READY STEEL AND POLYMER THAT SAYS, "I WANT TO HIT WHAT I'M AIMING AT, AND I WANT EVERYONE WITHIN A THREE-MILE RADIUS TO HEAR THE THUNDER." IT'S PROUDLY ASSEMBLED BY CENTURY ARMS, INC., FEATURING A RECEIVER THAT FEELS LIKE IT WAS FORGED IN THE FIRES OF MORDOR AND FINISHED BY A MAN NAMED BORIS WHO ONLY COMMUNICATES IN GRUNTS.
WHAT YOU GET:
* ONE CAI CA-3 .308 RIFLE (PRE-LOVED, EXTRA-SPICY).
* ABSOLUTELY ZERO FANCY CARDBOARD PACKAGING.
* THE ABILITY TO CLEAR OUT A INDOOR RANGE IN UNDER THREE ROUNDS DUE TO THE CONCUSSIVE BLAST ALONE.
* RECOIL THAT FEELS LIKE A FIRM, LOVING PAT ON THE SHOULDER FROM A GORILLA.
STOP SHOOTING PELLETS AND STEP UP TO THE BIG LEAGUES. THIS RIFLE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, YOUR SHOULDER COMFORT, OR YOUR SUB-MOA GROUPS. IT CARES ABOUT RELIABILITY, FIREPOWER, AND LOOKING LIKE AN ACTION HERO FROM A 1980S STRAIGHT-TO-VHS FLICK.
ALL LOCAL, STATE, AND FEDERAL LAWS APPLY. MUST SHIP TO AN LICENSED FFL WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF LIFTING HEAVY OBJECTS. BUY IT NOW BEFORE YOUR NEIGHBOR DOES AND STARTS MOCKING YOUR WEAK CALIBER CHOICES!