Product Description
RIFLE: KEL-TEC MODEL SUB2000 GEN 3, SERIAL NUMBER 25E4517, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9MM LUGER (9X19), 16
Notes:
LISTEN UP YOU GLORIOUS GADGET LOVERS, SPACE-AGE OPERATORS, AND APPRECIATORS OF TACTICAL ORIGAMI! WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS NOT A PISTOL AND NOT YOUR AVERAGE LONG GUN. THIS IS A USED GENUINE KEL-TEC SUB2000 GEN 3 CHAMBERED IN THE PLENTIFUL, SPICY 9MM LUGER. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PISTOL CALIBER CARBINE THAT FOLDS DIRECTLY IN HALF, TURNING FROM A FULL-LENGTH BACKYARD PLINKER INTO A COMPACT PLASTIC WAFER IN THREE SECONDS FLAT.
AND REJOICE, PACKAGING PURISTS, BECAUSE AGAINST ALL ODDS OF COUCH-SEAT RATTLE HISTORY, THIS SPACE-AGE APPARATUS ACTUALLY COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! NO LOOSE TRUCK-BED DRAMA HERE. YOU GET THE FACTORY CARDBOARD BOX TO PRESERVE ITS FUTURISTIC VALUE. YOU GET THE RIFLE. YOU GET A MAGAZINE. YOU GET THE FULL COMFORT PACKAGE!
THE GEN 3 BRINGS THE SACRED MODERN UPGRADE WE ALL WEPT FOR: THE TWISTING FOREND! YOU CAN NOW MOUNT YOUR FAVORITE OPTIC RED DOT SIGHT TO THE PICATINNY RAIL, AND WHEN YOU FOLD THE RIFLE, THE HANDGUARD ROTATES OUT OF THE WAY! NO MORE DETACHING SIGHTS LECTURES. IT CHOMPS ON 9MM BULLETS ALL DAY LIKE A STARVING CHIHUAHUA IN A TACO BELL, ACCURATELY PLINKING OUT TO A HUNDRED YARDS WITH ZERO RECOIL EFFICIENCY. WILL IT FIT DIRECTLY INTO A STANDARD BACKPACK? YES. WILL IT MAKE EVERY ROOKIE AT THE RANGE ASKS "WHAT KIND OF TACTICAL BRIEFCASE IS THAT?" HELL YES.
IT IS USED, MEANING SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY TESTED THE COPTIC BOLT TUBE TENSION FOR YOU. IT HAS MINIMAL WEAR BECAUSE THE RUGGED POLYMER RECEIVER PROTECTS IT FROM DIRT AND SCRATCHES. IT GOES BANG FIVE HUNDRED TIMES EVERY SINGLE TIME.
NO FANCY VELVET POUCH. NO PRINTED SAFETY BRIEFINGS BECAUSE IF YOU NEED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL TO SNAP A RIFLE IN HALF, YOU SHOULD STICK TO LASER TAG INSTEAD. THIS IS RAW TWENTY-FIRST-CENTURY ENGINEERING DESIGNED FOR THE EVERYDAY WORKING HERO.
SERIOUSLY, BUY THIS FOLDING GEN 3 DEMON BEFORE ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES SNATCHES IT FOR AN EVERYDAY PACK RIDE. SHIPPING TO YOUR LOCAL FFL. ALL SALES FINAL.
BUY NOW & OWN THE KEL-TEC ORIGAMI MASTERPIECE YOU DESERVE!