I 'member it like it was yesterdee. Late one evenin&'; when I was mendin&'; the coral. A big white light shined all around. Mighty perplexin&';. Next thing I knew, a curious little green feller was standin&'; right next to me. "Howdy," says he and tips his hat like any regular gentleman would. Been on the place ever since. Pretty sure he&';s plottin&'; my demise or waitin&'; to haul me off to his home planet. But in the meantime, he&';s the best ranch hand we ever had.