Seriously... I dare you. And that&';s why you can wear this t-shirt... because you know that you want to talk about your hike already... so now you&';re going to literally trick people into asking you about it (even if they don&';t want to hear about it). But guess what? The more people that hear about that sunset you saw... or the mosquitoes at the lake... or the time you climbed a peak and felt the wind on your face... the more people that *might* wonder what it&';s like to spend more time outside. And the more people who spend time outside and away from their phones... the more connected the world becomes... and, badabing badaboom... a better planet for all of us. So, basically, this t-shirt will change the world if you wear it. I think that&';s convincing. Also - tell me about your last hike too! Seriously - e-mail me at anstasia@kulacloth.com and tell me all about it. I love hearing about your adventures. Love you, friend. a 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) a Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd^2 (142 g/m^2) a Pre-shrunk fabric a Side-seamed construction a Shoulder-to-shoulder taping a Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 A 1/2 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61