Product Description
SHOTGUN: REMINGTON ARMS COMPANY MODEL 870, SERIAL NUMBER RS13358T, BLUE / CCH, YES - INCLUDES PROTECTIVE CASE, PUMP, 12 GAUGE, 27.5
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ATTENTION ALL DEER DROPPERS, CLAY DESTROYERS, AND PURVEYORS OF PURE AMERICAN ARTILLERY! GET READY TO FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE UNCONTESTED KING OF THE PUMP-ACTION UNIVERSE. WE HAVE A PRE-OWNED, BONE-CRUSHING REMINGTON 870 CHAMBERED IN THE ABSOLUTE LORD'S CALIBER OF 12 GAUGE!
THIS IS NOT SOME FINICKY, OVER-ENGINEERED PLASTIC SPACE GUN THAT CRYS IF IT GETS A SPECK OF DUST ON IT. THIS IS THE 870! IT IS THE ULTIMATE BLUE-COLLAR WORKHORSE. IT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, IT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE WEATHER, AND IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF FANCY GUN OILS. IT FEEDS ON THE CHEAPEST WALMART BULK-PACK SHELLS YOU CRADLED OUT OF THE TRUCK BED, CYCLES WITH THE AUTHORITY OF A FREIGHT TRAIN, AND HITS TARGETS LIKE A METEOR STRIKE!
NOW, LET'S TALK PACKAGING: IS THERE AN ORIGINAL FACTORY CARDBOARD BOX? ABSOLUTELY NOT. THE ORIGINAL CARDBOARD MET ITS DEMISE IN A DUCK BLIND DECADES AGO OR WAS SACRIFICED TO THE HUNTING CAMPFIRE GODS. BUT DRY YOUR TEARS, BECAUSE WE ARE UPGRADING YOU! THIS BEAST COMES PACKED INSIDE A REPLACEMENT HARD CASE! THAT IS RIGHT! AN ACTUAL PLASTIC FORTRESS DESIGNED TO SHIELD YOUR FREEDOM DISPENSER FROM TRUCK BED SCUFFS, AIRPORT BAGGAGE HANDLERS, AND COLD WEATHER ELEMENTS!
THIS SHOTGUN IS USED, MEANING IT HAS ACCUMULATED AUTHENTIC RANGE PATINA AND SOUL-FILLED CHARACTER MARKS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU SCRATCH THE FINISH FOR THE FIRST TIME! THE ACTION IS SMOOTH AS BUTTER, THE TRIGGER SNAPS LIKE A DRY TWIG, AND IT IS READY TO RUMBLE TODAY!
WE ARE A REAL, LICENSED FFL DEALER. GOVERNMENT BACKGROUND CHECKS AND THE 4473 FORM ARE COMPLETELY MANDATORY. NO BASEMENT CONSPIRACIES. NO TRADES FOR HALF-A-PACK OF BASS LURES, ANTIQUE WEED WHACKERS, OR UNVERIFIED BITCOIN.
BUY IT NOW BEFORE AN EMPLOYEE STEALS IT FOR THEIR TRUCK!