Product Description
PISTOL: GLOCK MODEL 30S SF IMPORTED BY GLOCK INC SMYRNA GA, SERIAL NUMBER TWB973, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 3.78, 45 ACP (45 AUTO), SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION ADRENALINE JUNKIES AND LOVERS OF FAT BULLETS: UP FOR GRABS IS THE GLOCK 30S. AND YES, THIS IS THE SF (SHORT FRAME) MODEL, BECAUSE AUSTRIA FINALLY REALIZED THAT NOT ALL OF US HAVE HANDS THE SIZE OF DINNER PLATES. IT'S THE PERFECT COCKTAIL OF BIG-BORE POWER AND COMPACT CONCEALABILITY. IT PACKS THE SUBSTANTIAL .45 ACP PUNCH INTO A FRAME THAT WON'T MAKE YOUR PANTS FALL DOWN.
THIS IS THE CHUNKY MONKEY OF THE CONCEALED CARRY WORLD. IT IS COMPACT, IT IS THICK, AND IT LIKES TO LOUDLY REMIND EVERYONE THAT 9MM IS JUST FOR POKING HOLES WHILE .45 ACP IS FOR REMOVING THE HOLE ENTIRELY. THE SHORT FRAME DESIGN MEANS YOU CAN ACTUALLY REACH THE TRIGGER WITHOUT REQUIRING AN EXTENSION CORD FOR YOUR INDEX FINGER!
CONDITION IS COMFORTABLY USED. IT HAS SOME SCUFFS, BUT GLOCKS DON'T CRY OVER SCRATCHES-THEY CONSUME THEM TO BECOME STRONGER! THIS THING HAS ENOUGH BREAK-IN TIME TO RUN FLUSH AND SMOOTH, READY TO SPIT HEAVY LEAD THE MOMENT YOU PULL IT OUT OF YOUR HOLSTER.
HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY GETTING IN THIS NO-NONSENSE TRANSACTION:
* NO ORIGINAL BOX. THE PREVIOUS OWNER PROBABLY USED THE ORIGINAL CASE TO STORE NUTS AND BOLTS, AND FRANKLY, YOU CAN'T SHOOT A BOX ANYWAY. IT WILL ARRIVE IN ALL ITS RAW, UNPROTECTED GLORY.
* TWO TOTAL MAGAZINES. THAT IS TWENTY ROUNDS OF THUMP-JACKETED FREEDOM IN TOTAL. ONE FOR THE GUN, AND ONE TO COMFORT YOUR POCKET WHILE YOU REALIZE HOW EXPENSIVE .45 AMMO HAS BECOME.
IF YOU ARE TIRED OF TINY POCKET PISTOLS THAT FEEL LIKE SQUEEZING A PEBBLE, IT IS TIME TO UPGRADE TO THE CHUNKY CHAMPION. STOP BY THE SHOP WITH YOUR VALID ID, A SECURE BACKGROUND CHECK, AND THE DETERMINATION TO HOLD ABSOLUTE THUMPING POWER. FIRST ONE TO SLAP THEIR WALLET ON THE COUNTER TAKES THE BEAST HOME!
BIG CALIBER. SHORT FRAME. ABSOLUTE TRUCK OF A PISTOL.