RIFLE: ZASTAVA ARMS MODEL ZPAPM70UF IMPORTED BY ZASTAVA ARMS USA DES PLAINES IL, SERIAL NUMBER ZUF-002363, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 7.62MM X 39 RUSSIAN, 16 Notes: ATTENTION ALL KALASHNIKOV PURISTS, SERBIAN STEEL FANATICS, AND PEOPLE WHO ENJOY THE PURE, UNFILTERED VIBE OF THE COLD WAR! BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE PRIZE OF THE SURPLUS WORLD: A PRE-OWNED, BATTLE-READY ZASTAVA ARMS ZPAPM70 UF CHAMBERED IN THE CHOSEN CALIBER OF THE PROLETARIAT: 7.62X39MM! FOR THE UNINITIATED, THAT "UF" STANDS FOR UNDERFOLDER! THAT IS RIGHT, THIS COMPACT MARVEL FEATURES THE COOLEST, MOST ICONIC METAL UNDERFOLDING STOCK KNOWN TO HUMANITY. NEED EXTRA STORAGE SPACE IN YOUR TRUCK? FOLD IT UNDER! WANT TO FEEL LIKE A PARATROOPER OPERATING IN A SEVENTIES ACTION MOVIE? FOLD IT UNDER! IT PROVOKES REPEATED ENVIABLE LOOKS FROM EVERY AR-15 OWNER AT THE RANGE WHILE SLINGING SPICY COMBLOC LEAD. NOW, UNBUCKLE YOUR TACTICAL CHEST RIG AND LISTEN TO THE FACTS: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. CARDBOARD WAS FINALLY DEFEATED BY RAW SERBIAN SAVAGERY. THE FACTORY PACKAGING HAS ABSOLUTELY VANISHED, CHOSEN TO JOIN THE ANCIENT MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE. YOU WILL NOT BE UNWRAPPING A PRISTINE BOX. WE WILL HAND THIS TO YOU RAW. WRAP IT IN A MILITARY SURPLUS BLANKET, SLAP IT IN A RIFLE SLEEVE, OR CARRY IT OUT TO YOUR TRUCK IN YOUR MAJESTIC ARMS LIKE A PRIZE-WINNING BALKAN STURGEON! THIS RIFLE IS USED. IT FEATURES A 1.5MM BULGED TRUNNION DESIGNED TO SURVIVE AN ARTILLERY STRIKE, A CHROME-LINED BARREL, AND AUTHENTIC CHARACTER SCUFFS THAT ONLY PROVE IT HAS SOUL. IT FEEDS ON THE CHEAPEST STEEL-CASED AMMO YOU CAN DRAG OUT OF AN OLD MILITARY CAN AND NEVER, EVER QUITS. WE ARE A REAL, LICENSED FFL. GOV PAPERWORK ROUTINES AND COMPULSORY BACKGROUND CHECKS APPLY. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO TRADES FOR HALF-A-PACK OF BASS LURES, SNOWMOBILE CLUTCHES, OR COLLECTIBLE POKEMON CARDS. ACT QUICKLY, CAPITALISTS! BUY ACTUAL SERBIAN STEEL ROYALTY BEFORE AN EMPLOYEE ADDS IT TO THEIR PERSONAL APOCALYPSE VAULT!