PISTOL GRIP SHOTGUN: MOSSBERG MODEL 590 SHOCKWAVE, SERIAL NUMBER V1081056, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 14.5, PUMP ACTION, 12 GAUGE Notes: ARE YOU TIRED OF TRADITIONAL SHOTGUNS THAT CONFORM TO SOCIETY'S STANDARDS OF "SHOULDER STOCKS" AND "AIMING"? DO YOU WANT A 12-GAUGE 14-INCH FIRE-BREATHER THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MIX BETWEEN THE TERMINATOR, A LUMBERJACK, AND SOMEONE WITH AN UNRESOLVED ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM? WELCOME TO YOUR NEW CHRONIC WRIST SPRAIN. WE ARE LETTING GO OF THIS ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED, USED MOSSBERG 590 SHOCKWAVE. BUT THIS ISN'T A REGULAR SHOCKWAVE. NO, A PREVIOUS OWNER LOOKED AT THIS SEMI-CONCEALABLE ROOM-CLEARER AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS? TO BE RE-ENGINEERED SO I CAN HOLD IT LIKE A STIHL WEED-WHACKER." THIS GENTLEMANS-SPECIAL FEATURES AN AFTERMARKET CHAINSAW TOP-HANDLE GRIP DESIGNED TO LET YOU HIP-FIRE DOUBLE-BUCKSHOT WHILE ROARING FROM THE TOP OF A RIDGEWAY SOUP CAN PYRAMID. COMFORT? ZERO. INSTANT DOMINANCE AT THE PUBLIC RANGE? INFINITE. WHAT'S IN THE BOX? (THERE IS NO BOX): * THE FIREARM: A GENTLY USED MOSSBERG 590 SHOCKWAVE BLAST-MASTER. IT ACCEPTS 2-3/4" OR 3" SHELLS FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO DESTROY A LARGE MEATLOAF OR RE-ALIGN SIGN POSTS FROM THE COUCH. * THE GRIP: THE REVOLUTIONARY CHAINSAW HANDLE. IT EXTENDS OVER THE BARREL SO YOU CAN RAMPAGE FROM THE HIP WITH THE ERGONOMICS OF A HIGH-END LANDSCAPER. WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO SIGHT DOWN THE BARREL WHILE HOLDING THIS GRIP UNLESS YOU WANT TO DISCOVER WHAT A BRASS BEAD SIGHT TASTES LIKE. * THE ORIGINAL CARDBOARD: ABSOLUTELY ZERO ORIGINAL BOX. SOMEBODY PROBABLY SHREDDED THE FACTORY CARDBOARD BOX IN A FIT OF POST-RECOIL ADRENALINE. WE WILL HAND THIS TO YOU IN A BUBBLE-WRAP BAG AND A PRAYER FOR YOUR FOREARMS. CONDITION: IT IS USED. IT HAS SEEN SOME RADICAL SATURDAY AFTERNOONS. THE PARKERIZED FINISH HAS STANDARD "I RIDE UNSECURED IN THE BED OF A SIDE-BY-SIDE" CHARACTER MARKINGS. THE DUAL EXTRACTORS ARE SHARP, THE ANTI-JAM ELEVATOR RUNS SMOOTH, AND THE BARREL IS HUNGRY FOR DEVASTATION. BUY IT FOR HOME DEFENSE. BUY IT TO CLEAR THE RANGE. WE DON'T JUDGE! SECURE IT TODAY!