Product Description
PISTOL: CZ - CESKA ZBROJOVKA MODEL SHADOW 2 COMPACT IMPORTED BY CZ-USA KANSAS CITY, KS, SERIAL NUMBER H271356, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 4
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ATTENTION COMPETITION OPERATORS, FLAT-RANGE COMMANDOS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CHEAT AT CONCEALED CARRY LEGALLY! UP FOR GRABS IS THE HOLY GRAIL OF ALUMINUM-FRAMED MASTERPIECES: THE PERPETUALLY SOLD-OUT CZ SHADOW 2 COMPACT IN GLORIOUS 9MM!
THIS ISN'T A DINKY POLYMER POP-GUN. CZ TOOK THEIR WORLD-CONQUERING COMPETITION RACE GUN AND SHRUNK IT INTO A COMPACT RIG THAT FEELS LIKE A FORGED EXTENSION OF YOUR OWN SOUL. THE TRIGGER BREAKS CLEANER THAN A PROMISE AT A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, TURNING YOUR HANDS INTO PRECISION INSTRUMENTS. BUT WAIT, WE HAVE COMPLETELY DECKED THIS THING OUT FOR TOTAL RANGE DOMINANCE!
MOUNTED ON THE SLIDE IS A HOLOSUN HS507K X2 RED DOT OPTIC, FEATURING THE CHOSEN MULTI-RETICLE SYSTEM SO YOU CAN ACCURATELY AIM AT TARGETS YOU'D PROBABLY MISS IN THE DARK. CLAMPED TO THE ACCESSORY RAIL IS AN OLIGHT PL-MINI VALKYRIE 2, DISPENSING AN ABSOLUTE BLINDING SUNLIGHT RECON TACTICAL FLUSH TO ILLUMINATE COYOTES OR PROVE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER THERE ARE NO MONSTERS UNDER THE BED.
REJOICE: IT COMES IN THE ORIGINAL BOX! THE HIGH-END CZ HARD CASE HAS SURVIVED INTACT. AND YES, YOU GET A GRAND TOTAL OF THREE MAGAZINES-THAT'S AN UTTERLY DISRESPECTFUL AMOUNT OF CAPACITY TO FEED THE BEAST WITHOUT ADMITTING YOU NEED A SPEED LOADER.
CONDITION IS USED BUT IMMACULATE. IT WAS CLEARLY OWNED BY A SAFE-QUEEN OPERATOR WHO WIPED IT DOWN WITH A MICROFIBER CLOTH OUT OF PURE RESPECT. THE SLIDE RACKS SMOOTHER THAN A USED CAR SALESMAN CLOSING A DEAL, AND THE ALUMINUM GRIPS ARE SHARPER THAN YOUR CURRENT FINANCIAL HORIZON.
THIS IS AN FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY TRANSACTION. NO, WE WILL NOT SLIDE IT IN A FAST-FOOD BAG BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 3 AM. YES, YOU MUST FILL OUT THE 4473 AND PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, "I AM A LEVEL 99 PALADIN" IS NOT ACCEPABLE ID.
BUY IT NOW BEFORE RESPONSIBLE BUDGET DECISIONS TAKE ROOT AND YOUR SPOUSE FORCEFULLY INVESTS THIS DISCRETIONARY CASH INTO A LAMINATE FLOORING PROJECT!