Product Description
PISTOL: CANIK MODEL TP9SFX OR TUNGSTEN 9MM HG3774G-N IMPORTED BY CENTURY ARMS INC GEORGIA, VT, SERIAL NUMBER 25BC11159, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, 2- TONE, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 5
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ATTENTION ALL COMPETITION COMMANDOS, RANGE-DAY RULERS, AND VALUE-SEEKING OPERATORS! ARE YOU TIRED OF HANDGUNS THAT COST AS MUCH AS A USED JEEP WRANGLER BUT STILL REQUIRE A THOUSAND DOLLARS IN UPGRADES TO SHOOT STRAIGHT? DO YOU WANT A LONG-SLIDE RACECAR OF A PISTOL THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELITE MARKSMAN EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE HAND-EYE COORDINATION OF A CONFUSED SQUIRREL? BEHOLD THE TURKISH TACTICAL TITAN: A USED CANIK TP9SFX OR!
THIS IS THE TP9SFX. "SFX" PROBABLY STANDS FOR "SUPER FAST X-TREME" BECAUSE THIS PISTOL IS BUILT FOR PURE SPEED. IT FEATURING A MASSIVE 5.2-INCH MATCH-GRADE BARREL AND A PORTED SLIDE THAT CYCLES FASTER THAN OUR MANAGER RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES. IT'S OPTIC READY, MEANING YOU CAN SLAP A RED DOT RIGHT ON THE SLIDE AND ACQUIRE TARGETS SO FAST IT FEELS LIKE CHEATING. AND THAT TRIGGER? IT'S SO CRISP AND LIGHT IT SHOULD COME WITH A SAFETY BRIEFING.
WHAT IS INCLUDED IN THIS EPIC RACE-READY STARTER PACK?
* THE CANIK TP9SFX 9MM PISTOL (USED, PROVING IT HAS ALREADY SUCCESSFULLY DOMINATED SOMEONE'S LOCAL USPSA MATCH)
* THE ORIGINAL BOX (A MASSIVE TACTICAL CASE LITERALLY BURSTING WITH MOUNTING PLATES AND TOOLS)
* TWO (2) TOTAL MAGAZINES! MASSIVE CAPACITY DISPENSERS READY TO FEED COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF 9MM AMMO
* THE ORIGINAL HOLSTER (AN ACTUAL UTILITY HOLSTER INCLUDED BY CANIK BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HATE YOU)
IT IS USED, MEANING THE FACTORY SPRING HAS BEEN BROKEN IN PERFECTLY FOR SMOOTH COMPOSURE. IT HAS LIKELY WITNESSED SOMEONE COMPLETING FLUID RELOADS WHILE MAKING RACING NOISES WITH THEIR MOUTH.
PERFECT FOR:
* ENTERING YOUR FIRST COMPETITION AND NOT COMING IN LAST PLACE
* FLEXING ON INDIVIDUALS WHO SPENT TRIPLE ON A CUSTOM SLIDE
* MAKING REASONABLE STEEL GONGS CLANG AT UNREASONABLE DISTANCES
ALL LAWS APPLY. MUST SHIP TO A LICENSED FFL WHO WILL BE EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF THE OPTICS PLATES BEFORE CHARGING A TRANSFER FEE. BUY IT TODAY!