Product Description
PISTOL: CANIK MODEL HG8328N METE MC9 PRIME, SERIAL NUMBER 25ZA56192, OTHER, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 3.64, 9X19MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION CONCEALED CARRIERS, SKINNY-JEAN WEARERS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HIDE AN ABSOLUTE LETHAL LASER BEAM IN THE PALM OF THEIR HAND! UP FOR GRABS IS THE PERPETUALLY SOLD-OUT CONCEALMENT MASTERPIECE: THE CANIK METE MC9 PRIME IN GLORIOUS 9MM!
THIS IS NOT A CHUNKY RIFLE. THIS IS A SUBCOMPACT PISTOL SO SLIM IT MAKES A SMARTPHONE LOOK OBESE. BUT DON'T LET THE SIZE FOOL YOU. CANIK PACKED THIS THING WITH SO MANY PREMIUM FEATURES IT FEELS LIKE THEY ACCIDENTALLY PUT A CUSTOM RACE-GUN IN A SHRINK RAY. THE TRIGGER IS SO CRISP AND LIGHT IT FEELS LIKE BREAKING A GLASS ICICLE, ALLOWING YOU TO OUT-SHOOT GUYS AT THE RANGE WHO ARE OPERATING RIGS THREE TIMES THE SIZE AND PRICE. IT'S OPTIC READY, ERGONOMIC, AND FASTER TO DRAW THAN AN ACME CARTOON BANJO.
HOLD ON TO YOUR TACTICAL WALLETS: IT COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! YES! THE INDESTRUCTIBLE HARD PLASTIC CANIK CASE OF DESTINY HAS SURVIVED INTACT! INSIDE YOU WILL FIND ALL THE FACTORY GOODIES WHICH PROBABLY INCLUDES MORE SPARE PARTS, TOOLS, AND HOLSTER ACCESSORIES THAN YOU ACQUIRED DURING FOUR YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL SHOP CLASS.
CONDITION IS USED. CARRIED, ABSOLUTELY NEVER DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD, AND READY TO SNUGLY SIT IN YOUR WAISTBAND WITHOUT COAXING YOU INTO AN EARLY CHIROPRACTOR APPOINTMENT.
THIS IS AN FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY SALE. NO, WE WILL NOT SLIDE IT UNDER THE STALL AT A GAS STATION. YES, YOU MUST FILL OUT THE 4473 AND PASS THE BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, WE DO NOT CARE IF YOUR COUSIN INTRODUCED THE OWNER TO HIS WIFE; EVERYONE PLAYS BY THE FEDERAL RULES HERE.
BUY IT NOW BEFORE YOUR INTERNAL CONSCIENCE RE-CONVERTS THIS CASH INTO A RESPONSIBLE GROCERY RUN! UPGRADE YOUR DAILY CARRY GAME AND BECOME AN ABSOLUTE SUBCOMPACT LEGEND TODAY! BUY IT!