RIFLE: BUSHMASTER FIREARMS MODEL XM15-E2S - RIFLE, SERIAL NUMBER L144931, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 5.56 NATO, 20.5 Notes: LISTEN UP, FREEDOM LOVERS AND DISCRIMINATING PATRIOTS! TODAY WE ARE OFFERING A TRUE ICON OF THE EARLY 2000S HIGHWAY-PATROL AESTHETIC: THE BUSHMASTER FIREARMS XM15-E2S! THIS IS THE LEGENDARY SNAKE GUN. BEFORE EVERY MAN AND HIS DOG STARTED MILLING AR-15S OUT OF ALUMINUM SODA CANS IN THEIR GARAGES, BUSHMASTER WAS THE GOLD STANDARD. THIS IS HEAVY-DUTY, WINDHAM-MAINE-ERA NOSTALGIA THAT SMELLS LIKE COFFEE, CLP, AND THE YEAR 2004. IT IS PERFECT FOR RECREATING YOUR FAVORITE POST-APOCALYPTIC MOVIES OR JUST LOOKING INCREDIBLY INTIMIDATING AT THE LOCAL GRAVEL PIT. NOW, LET'S ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. ZIP. NADA. IT WAS LIKELY SACRIFICED TO THE GODS OF GARAGE CLEANING A DECADE AGO OR USED BY THE PREVIOUS OWNER TO SHIP A WEIRD PARTS-KIT TO AN ARCHEOLOGIST. WE WILL SHIP IT TO YOUR FFL ENCASED IN THE FINEST BUBBLE WRAP AND A COMPLETELY GENERIC CARDBOARD BOX THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MAIL CARRIER THINK YOU ORDERED A VERY HEAVY CURTAIN ROD. THE RIFLE ITSELF IS A WORKHORSE. IT HAS ARIVED IN OUR SHOP WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL, SLIGHTLY MATTE FINISH THAT SAYS, "I HAVE SPENT TIME IN A RACK AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU." THE GRIP FEELS LIKE VICTORY, AND THE SIGHTS ARE READY TO BE ZEROED FOR TARGETS YOU WILL PROBABLY MISS ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU AREN'T WEARING YOUR READING GLASSES. THIS IS A STRICT FFL-TO-FFL SALE. NO, WE CANNOT DROP IT OFF AT A WEEKNIGHT WRESTLING MATCH. YES, YOU MUST FILL OUT THE 4473. NO, "MY DOG IS A GOOD BOY" DOES NOT COUNT AS REASONABLE IDENTIFICATION FOR A BACKGROUND CHECK. BUY IT TODAY AND OWN A PIECE OF THE ERA WHEN RIFLES WERE MADE OF METAL, PLASTIC WAS COMPACT, AND EVERYONE WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE Y2K BUG A LITTLE TOO LATE. BUY IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE USES IT TO OUT-SHOOT YOU AT THE RANGE!