Product Description
RIFLE: BLACK RAIN ORDNANCE MODEL SPEC 15, SERIAL NUMBER SM043374, OLIVE DRAB GREEN, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 16, 5.56 NATO, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION TACTICAL OPERATORS, ZOMBIE HUNTERS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS THEIR AR-15 TO SCREAM "I AM LOUDER AND COOLER THAN YOU!" WE HAVE A USED, BATTLE-TESTED BLACK RAIN ORDNANCE SPEC 15 RIFLE CHAMBERED IN THE FREEDOM-RINGING 5.56 NATO!
THIS IS NOT A BORING, BASIC BLACK RIFLE. THIS BEAST COMES CLAD IN A GLORIOUS GREEN CERAKOTE FINISH THAT SAYS, "I AM READY FOR THE JUNGLE, THE RANGE, OR THE INEVITABLE ALIEN INVASION." IT FEATURES BLACK RAIN'S LEGENDARY BUILD QUALITY, MEANING IT DROPS LEAD WITH SURGICAL PRECISION AND ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY.
LET'S TALK MAGAZINES, BECAUSE WE ARE HOOKING YOU UP WITH THE DIET AND THE CHEAT MEAL! YOU GET ONE (1) 30-ROUND MAGAZINE FOR MAXIMUM FREEDOM FRIDAY RECREATION, AND ONE (1) 10-ROUND MAGAZINE FOR BENCH RESTING, HUNTING, OR COMPLYING WITH YOUR UNCLE'S VERY SPECIFIC RANGE RULES. IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
LET'S BE 100% REAL: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. AT ALL. THE ORIGINAL BOX PROBABLY CONVERTED ITSELF INTO ECO-FRIENDLY MULCH YEARS AGO. YOU CANNOT SHOOT A BOX, AND RIFLE BOXES ARE JUST CLOSET CLUTTER. WE WILL WRAP THIS GREEN MACHINE IN ENOUGH BUBBLE WRAP TO INSULATE A SMALL CABIN AND SHIP IT SAFELY TO YOUR DEALER.
WHY DO YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS SPEC 15?
1. GREEN MACHINE ENERGY: STAND OUT IN A SEA OF MATTE BLACK AR-15S. IT LOOKS FAST EVEN WHEN IT'S ON SAFE.
2. DUAL-MAG ADVANTAGE: SWITCH BETWEEN ULTRA-TACTICAL AND SENSIBLE-SHOOTER MODES IN SECONDS.
3. BLACK RAIN PEDIGREE: BUILT TO OUTLAST THE ELEMENTS. IT WILL EAT CHEAP STEEL-CASE AMMO OR MATCH-GRADE BRASS LIKE A COCAINE-FUELED GOAT.
CONDITION IS USED. IT HAS A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS FROM ACTUALLY BEING USED LIKE A REAL RIFLE, GIVING IT REQUISITE RANGE CREDIBILITY. THE ACTION IS SMOOTHER THAN VASELINE, THE TRIGGER BREAKS CLEAN, AND THE BARREL IS READY TO REVISE TARGETS.
ALL ATF RULES APPLY. MUST SHIP TO AN LICENSED FFL. CHOOSE YOUR MAG ACCORDING TO YOUR STATE'S SENSE OF HUMOR.
DON'T LET THIS SHIELD OF LIBERTY SLIP AWAY! BUY IT NOW AND LET IT RAIN!