Cleaning the melange of bug parts off your bike is as big a road-trip ritual as drinking bad coffee, listening to bad music, and peeing in bad places. While SciCon's Defender Lycra Bike Bra won't make your joe darker or your roadside pees more pleasant, it will keep grasshopper splatters off your bars, headset, stem, form, and saddle, with an easy-to-install design that pops on in seconds before you hit the road. Just stretch the tail over your saddle, the wings over your bars, and the stirrups around your fork and hit the road, bugs be damned.