Product Description
RIFLE: WINCHESTER MODEL RANGER 30-30 WIN, SERIAL NUMBER 6070223, BLUE / CCH, CASE NOT INCLUDED, LEVER, 30-30 WINCHESTER, 20
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ATTENTION ALL ASPIRING COWBOYS, DEER HUNTERS, AND REBELS WITHOUT A CAUSE! BEHOLD A TRUE AMERICAN ICON!
FOR SALE: A GENUINE, LEVER-ACTION WINCHESTER RANGER 30-30 RIFLE.
LET'S GET THE BAD NEWS OUT OF THE WAY FIRST: IT HAS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. ZERO. THE BOX ESCAPED TO MEXICO DECADES AGO. IF YOU ARE BUYING A LEVER-ACTION RIFLE TO STARE AT A CARDBOARD CONTAINER, YOU ARE DOING WESTERN AMERICANA COMPLETELY WRONG.
IS IT USED? YOU BET YOUR CHAPS IT IS. THIS RIFLE HAS SEEN THE INSIDE OF A TRUCK CAB. IT HAS SMELL-TESTED THE CRISP AUTUMN AIR. IT HAS PROBABLY HARVESTED MORE VENISON THAN A COLD STORAGE FACILITY. IT HAS "CHARACTER" (MINOR SCRATCHES AND HONEST WOOD WEAR) BECAUSE STEEL AND WALNUT-FINISHED WOOD WERE MEANT TO BE HELD, NOT WHISPERED TO IN A DARK CLOSET.
WHY YOU NEED THIS GUN IN YOUR LIFE:
* THE LEVER ACTION: RACKING THIS BAD BOY INSTANTLY ADDS 20 POINTS TO YOUR MANLINESS SCORE. IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DEFENDING A STAGECOACH EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST SITTING IN A BLIND WITH A THERMOS OF COFFEE.
* THE CALIBER: 30-30 WINCHESTER. THE ROUND THAT HAS PUT MORE MEAT ON THE TABLE THAN THE LOCAL GROCERY CHAIN. IT DOESN'T NEED A COMPUTER CHIP OR A BATTERY TO WORK.
* COSMETICS: "VINTAGE UTILITY." IT'S NOT A MUSEUM PIECE. IT'S A HUNTING GUN. YOU WON'T CRY IF IT TOUCHES A TREE BRANCH.
PERFECT FOR DEER SEASON, TRUCK-GUN DUTY, OR JUST AWAKENING YOUR INNER JOHN WAYNE.
THE OFFICIAL FFL RULES:
WE ARE A LICENSED FFL DEALER. WE FOLOW THE LAW TO THE LETTER. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL REGULATIONS APPLY. BACKGROUND CHECK IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. NO, WE WILL NOT TRADE IT FOR A SEMI-FUNCTIONAL ATV OR A BUCKET OF RELOADS. BRING A VALID ID, YOUR ACCUMULATED SAVINGS, AND A CLEAN RECORD.
STOP BUYING BORING BLACK PLASTIC RIFLES AND OWN A PIECE OF THE AMERICAN WEST. TAKE THIS LEVER-ACTION GLORY HOME TODAY!