Product Description
SHOTGUN: H & R - HARRINGTON & RICHARDSON MODEL TOPPER MODEL 158, SERIAL NUMBER AL208482, BLUE / CCH, CASE NOT INCLUDED, SINGLE SHOT, 12 GAUGE, 28
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ATTENTION ALL BARN-DOOR PATROLLERS, PEST TERMINATORS, AND LOVERS OF INDESTRUCTIBLE AMERICAN STEEL! UP FOR SALE: THE ULTIMATE ACME-STYLE THUNDER-STICK-A USED, VINTAGE HARRINGTON & RICHARDSON TOPPER MODEL 158 SINGLE-SHOT SHOTGUN!
LET'S AIR OUT THE LAUNDRY IMMEDIATELY: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. THE FACTORY CARDBOARD WAS LIKELY USED TO START A CAMPFIRE IN 1974 OR RECYCLED TO MAKE A DISCO POSTER. IF YOU NEED A BRANDED CARDBOARD CONTAINER TO FEEL SECURE IN YOUR PURCHASE, GO TO A SHOE STORE. THIS IS A UTILITY TRUCK GUN, NOT A COLLECTIBLE BARBIE DOLL!
THIS WORKHORSE IS DEFINITELY USED. IT HAS LIVED A LIFE OF REAL AMERICAN LIVING. IT HAS SAT IN THE RACKS OF PICKUP TRUCKS, LEANED AGAINST BARN WALLS, AND SCALPED PESTS AROUND THE CHICKEN COOP. IT HAS SOME COSMETIC PATINA (MINOR SCRATCHES AND HONEST WOOD WEAR) BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY USED FOR HONEST CHORES, NOT WHISPERED TO IN A VELVET-LINED CLOSET.
BUT MECHANICALLY? IT IS AN UNKILLABLE ANVIL. THE H&R TOPPER 158 IS FAMOUS FOR ONE THING: WORKING. YOU PRESS THE SIDE LEVER, THE BARREL BREAKS OPEN WITH A SATISFYING CLANK, YOU DROP IN A SHELL, CLOSE IT, COCK THE MANUAL HAMMER, AND COMMENCE DEFEATING TARGETS. IT HAS AN AUTOMATIC EJECTOR THAT WILL LAUNCH AN EMPTY SHELL CASING DIRECTLY OVER YOUR SHOULDER WITH THE FORCE OF A SMALL ROCKET, MAKING YOU LOOK INCREDIBLY COOL.
THE ACME-STYLE SPEC SHEET:
* THE HARDWARE: H&R TOPPER MODEL 158. SINGLE-SHOT EXCELLENCE THAT NEVER OUT-PACKS YOUR BUDGET.
* THE ACTION: BREAK-OPEN SINGLE BARREL DESIGNED BEFORE COMPLICATED PLASTIC TOOK OVER THE FIREARMS WORLD.
* EXTRAS: ABSOLUTELY ZIP. YOU GET THE SHOTGUN, THE FIX CHOKE, AND THE INSTANT URGE TO PATROL YOUR PROPERTY LINE WITH UNRIVALED AUTHORITY.
PERFECT FOR BACKYARD UTILITY, INTRODUCING THE KIDS TO BREAK-ACTIONS, OR STANDING ON THE BACK PORCH LOOKING EXTREMELY DEFENSIVE.
THE FFL REGULATORY SPEECH:
WE ARE A LICENSED FFL DEALER. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS APPLY. A BACKGROUND CHECK IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
SECURE IT TODAY!