PISTOL: FNH - FN HERSTAL FIREARMS MODEL REFLEX FDE MRD, SERIAL NUMBER CCW0067651, FLAT DARK EARTH, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 3.3, 9X19MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC Notes: ATTENTION CONCEALED CARRIERS, TACTICAL INFLUENCERS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HIDE A CHUNK OF ELITE BELGIAN ENGINEERING DIRECTLY IN THEIR WAISTBAND! UP FOR GRABS IS THE PERPETUALLY COMFY, MICRO-COMPACT CHAMPION: THE FN REFLEX MRD IN GLORIOUS TACTICAL FDE! THIS IS NOT YOUR ORDINARY JANKY STRIKER PISTOL. THE REFLEX IS INTERNAL-HAMMER FIRED, MEANING THE TRIGGER PULL IS SMOOTHER THAN A USED CAR SALESMAN CLOSING A DEAL. IT FEELS LIKE CRACKING AN ICICLE LUBRICATED WITH SYNTHETIC UNICORN TEARS. AND THIS IS THE MRD MODEL, PEOPLE! IT IS OPTICS-READY FROM THE FACTORY, SO YOU CAN MOUNT A COMPACT RED DOT RECON SIGHT AND ACCURATELY AIM AT RECREATIONAL SODA CANS. THE FLAT DARK EARTH FINISH GIVES YOU THAT INSTANT "I JUST RETURNED FROM A DESERT MISSION" LOOK, EVEN IF THE CLOSEST YOU GET TO THE OUTDOORS IS WALKING TO DEFEAT INVASIVE WOODCHUCKS IN THE BACKYARD. LET'S ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE CLOSET: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. CARDBOARD WAS DEEMED TOO ORDINARY FOR THE DIET OF A TRUE DEFENSE CHAMELEON. IT VANISHED INTO THE ABYSS OF A PREVIOUS OWNER'S TRUCK BED. DO NOT PANIC! WE ARE INCLUDING AN UTTERLY DISRESPECTFUL TOTAL OF THREE MAGAZINES-GIVING YOU PLENTY OF BALLISTIC FEEDING POWER! PLUS, YOU GET A RUGGED PLASTIC HOLSTER, SO YOUR HANDS CAN STRAP THIS COMPACT BEAST TO YOUR BELT IMMEDIATELY OUT OF THE DISCREET PACKAGING! CONDITION IS USED BUT PRISTINE. THE POLYMER FRAME IS SHARP, THE GRIP TEXTURE IS AS CRISP AS A NEW DOLLAR BILL, AND THE SLIDE CYCLES WITH PURE CORDLESS-DRILL EFFICIENCY. THIS IS AN FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY TRANSACTION. NO, WE WILL NOT MEET YOU BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 3 AM. YES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MANDATES THE 4473 DRILL AND A BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, "I AM A LEVEL 95 ELITE OPERATOR IN MY OWN MIND" IS NOT ACCEPABLE ID. BUY IT NOW BEFORE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER FINDS THE DISCRETIONARY FUNDS AND FORCEFULLY DEPLOYS THEM ON A RESPONSIBLE LAMINATE FLOORING PROJECT! OWN THE FDE KING TODAY!