Product Description
PISTOL: SIG SAUER MODEL 322C-BAS, SERIAL NUMBER 73A091061, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 22 LONG RIFLE (22LR), BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 4
Notes:
LISTEN UP, LOW SPEED, HIGH DRAG OPERATORS AND PLINKING PASSIONATES! ARE YOU TIRED OF RECOIL MAKING YOUR WRISTS SORE? DO YOU WANT TO LOOK INTIMIDATING TO AN EMPTY SODA CAN AT 15 YARDS? BEHOLD THE MARVEL OF MODERN ENGINEERING: A USED, SEMI-AUTOMATIC SIG SAUER P322-COMPACT (THE LEGENDARY 322C-BAS)!
THIS IS NOT JUST A PISTOL. IT'S A TACTICAL HOLE-PUNCHER DESIGNED TO CONSUME BUDGET-FRIENDLY .22 LR AMMUNITION. YOU CAN SHOOT ALL DAY FOR THE PRICE OF A SINGLE CHIPOTLE BURRITO. IT'S ALREADY BROKEN IN FOR YOU, MEANING IT HAS JUST ENOUGH CHARACTER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU INEVITABLY DROP IT ON THE GRAVEL AT THE RANGE.
WHAT DO YOU GET IN THIS GLORIOUS, TACTICAL BUNDLE OF JOY?
* THE SIG SAUER P322C-BAS PISTOL ITSELF (FEATURING AN AMBIDEXTROUS SAFETY, BECAUSE LEFTIES ARE PEOPLE TOO)
* THE ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX (PERFECT FOR STORING SECRETS, LOOSE CHANGE, OR DISAPPOINTMENT)
* TWO (2) TOTAL MAGAZINES! NOT ONE. TWO. THAT'S TWO CHANCES TO PRETEND YOU'RE IN AN ACTION MOVIE BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE AND PINCH YOUR THUMBS STUFFING TINY RIMFIRE ROUNDS BACK INTO THE FEED LIPS.
IT'S USED, WHICH MEANS IT'S EXPERIENCED. IT HAS STORIES. IT HAS PROBABLY WITNESSED SOMEONE MISSING A STEEL GONG FROM 10 FEET AWAY AND BLAMING THE SIGHTS. BUT FEAR NOT, IT HAS BEEN INSPECTED BY OUR RESIDENT GUNSMITH (WHO LOOKS AT IT FOR FIVE SECONDS, NODS SOLEMNLY, AND SAYS "YEP, SHE SHIFTS").
PERFECT FOR:
* INTRODUCING YOUR COUSIN TO SHOOTING WITHOUT SCARING THEM
* CHEAP TACTICAL RELOAD PRACTICE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM (UNLOADED, PLEASE)
* WINNING ARGUMENTS AGAINST SPIDERS IN YOUR GARAGE
ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS APPLY. WE WILL NOT SHIP THIS TO YOUR ANGRY EX-WIFE OR UNDER YOUR MATTRESS. MUST SHIP TO A LICENSED FFL WHO WILL PROBABLY CHARGE YOU A TRANSFER FEE AND MAKE A JOKE ABOUT .22 LR NOT BEING A "REAL CALIBER." PROVE THEM WRONG! BUY IT NOW BEFORE OUR MANAGER REALIZES WE PRICED IT TO MOVE!