PISTOL: ARSENAL FIREARMS MODEL SAM7K PISTOL IMPORTED BY ARSENAL LAS VEGAS NV, SERIAL NUMBER KO522319, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 8.5, 7.62X39MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC Notes: ATTENTION, COLD WAR PURISTS AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LAUNCH OBSCENE COMBLOC THUNDERCLAPS FROM A CHASSIS BUILT TO SURVIVE A DIRECT METEOR IMPACT! UP FOR GRABS IS THE UNOFFICIAL CZAR OF THE ARSENAL UNIVERSE: THE LEGENDARY, UNAPOLOGETICALLY LOUD ARSENAL SAM7K AK PISTOL IN HARD-PUMPING 7.62X39MM! THIS IS NOT A CHEAP HOME-BREW AR-15 COBBLED TOGETHER OUT OF SODA CANS IN A GARAGE. THIS IS A BULGARIAN MASTERPIECE. ARSENAL DIDN'T JUST STAMP OUT A PIECE OF SHEET METAL-THEY TOOK A SOLID CHUNK OF HEAVY HOT-DIE FORGED STEEL AND MILLED IT DOWN WITH ABSOLUTE SPITE AND MECHANICAL PERFECTION. THE RESULT? A GUN SO OVERBUILT YOU COULD LITERALLY USE THE RECEIVER TO REPAIR A BULLDOZER TREAD. IT FEAURES A CHROME-LINED HAMMER-FORGED BARREL READY TO OUTLAST THE PROVERBIAL END OF TIME, AN AMBIDEXTROUS SAFETY, AND AN ACTION THAT CLACKS SO LOUDLY IT CAUSES ACCIDENTAL GOOSEBUMPS ACROSS THE ENTIRE RANGE. PULLING THE TRIGGER DOESN'T JUST DISPENSE A LEAD PILL; IT RECONSTRUCTS THE STRATOSPHERE INTO A FIREBALL SHARK-FIN THAT DEFEATS COYOTES AND WAKES UP THE NEXT ZIP CODE. REJOICE, ORDER-LOVERS: IT COMES IN THE ORIGINAL BOX! YES! THE GENUINE FACTORY BOX HAS SURVIVED INTACT. IT HAS NO MYSTERIOUS TRUCK-BED MOTOR OIL PUDDLES, NO PET DAMAGE, AND IS READY TO SIT PROUDLY IN YOUR SAFE LIKE A BALLISTIC TROPHY. CONDITION IS USED BUT LOVED. IT HAS JUST ENOUGH CHARMING COMPACT CHARACTER TO PROVE IT HAS SEEN THE SUNLIGHT OUTSIDE OF A CLOSET, BUT NO HORRORS OR GOUGES. THE FINISH IS SHARP, THE CHROME BORE IS CLEANER THAN A CHURCH PICNIC, AND THE BOLT CARRIER RACKS SMOOTHER THAN A USED CAR SALESMAN CLOSING A DEAL. THIS IS AN FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY TRANSACTION. NO, WE WILL NOT SLIDE IT IN A FAST-FOOD BAG BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 3 AM. YES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MANDATES THE 4473 DRILL AND BACKGROUND CHECK. BUY IT NOW BEFORE RESPONSIBLE BUDGET DECISIONS TAKE ROOT AND YOUR SPOUSE FORCEFULLY DEPLOYS THESE FUNDS INTO A LAMINATE FLOORING PROJECT!