PISTOL: IMI-ISRAEL MILITARY INDUSTRIES MODEL DESERT EAGLE IMPORTED BY MAGNUM RESEARCH INC. MINNEAPOLIS MINN., SERIAL NUMBER 95205948, STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 6, 44 MAGNUM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC Notes: ATTENTION ACTION-MOVIE LARPERS, MICHAEL BAY ENTHUSIASTS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LAUNCH A BALLISTIC MISSILE CAPABLE OF VAPORIZING A TRASH CAN FROM THE NEXT ZIP CODE! UP FOR GRABS IS THE HOLY GRAIL OF UNAPOLOGETIC HIGH-POWER LUXURY: THE LEGENDARY, GENUINE IMI (ISRAEL MILITARY INDUSTRIES) DESERT EAGLE! THIS IS NOT A DINKY POLYMER POP-GUN. THIS IS AN UNASHAMED SLAB OF PURE ISRAELI INDUSTRIAL IRON. THE DESERT EAGLE IS MECHANICALLY AN ABSOLUTE TANK, UTILIZING A GAS-OPERATED ROTATING BOLT THAT RACKS BACK WITH A DEVASTATING TACTICAL "CLACK" THAT WILL CAUSE ACCIDENTAL GOOSEBUMPS ACROSS THE ENTIRE FACILITY. IT WEIGHS ENOUGH TO BE USED AS AN ANCHOR FOR A CRUISE SHIP OR AN EMERGENCY SLEDGEHAMMER IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY BLOW YOUR ENTIRE AMMUNITION BUDGET IN UNDER FOUR SECONDS. PULLING THE TRIGGER DOESN'T JUST DISPENSE A LEAD PILL-IT RECONSTRUCTS THE STRATOSPHERE INTO A SHARK-FIN FIREBALL AND A THUNDERCLAP THAT WILL INSTANTLY SCARE THE ADJACENT LANES AND MAKE EVERYONE ASSUMING THE INFRASTRUCTURE IS COLLAPSING. REJOICE, ORDER-LOVERS: IT COMES IN THE ORIGINAL BOX! YES! THE GENUINE FACTORY CARDBOARD HAS SURVIVED INTACT. IT HAS NO MYSTERIOUS TRUCK-BED MOTOR OIL PUDDLES, NO RAT DAMAGE, AND IS READY TO SIT PROUDLY ON YOUR SAFE SHELF LIKE A TROPHY PROVING YOUR BALLISTIC SUPREMACY. CONDITION IS USED BUT INCREDIBLY LOVED. IT WAS CLEARLY OPERATED BY A FLAT-RANGE COMMANDO WHO FANTASIZED ABOUT DEFENDING THE PLANET FROM ALIEN INVASIONS, FIRED JUST ENOUGH HAND-CANNON LOADS TO RECOIL-SCARE THEMSELVES INTO AN EARLY CHIROPRACTOR VISIT, WIPED IT WITH A MICROFIBER CLOTH, AND TRADED IT IN OUT OF PURE RESPECT. THIS IS A STRICT FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY TRANSACTION. NO, WE WILL NOT MEET YOU BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 3 AM. YES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MANDATES THE 4473 PAPERWORK DRILL AND BACKGROUND CHECK. SECURE IT TODAY!