Product Description
PISTOL: HS PRODUKT MODEL HELLCAT RDP IMPORTED BY SI GENESEO IL, SERIAL NUMBER BA503824, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 3.8, 9X19MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION MICRO-COMPACT OPERATORS, POCKET ROCKET APPRECIATORS, AND PEOPLE WHO WANT FULL-SIZED FIGHTING POWER WITHOUT PRINTING THROUGH A T-SHIRT! UP FOR GRABS IS THE IMPORTED CROATIAN SPITFIRE ITSELF: A USED HS PRODUKT HELLCAT RDP CHAMBERED IN THE EVER-POPULAR 9MM! (FOR ALL YOU DOMESTIC CONSUMERS, YES, THIS IS THE EXACT IMPORT SPEC OF THE FAMOUS SPRINGFIELD HELLCAT RDP, BUT STRAIGHT FROM THE BALLISTIC WIZARDS IN CROATIA WITH THE OG HS PRODUKT ROLLMARK TO GIVE YOU EXTRA RANGE CREDIBILITY!)
THIS IS NOT YOUR DADA'S COMPACT PISTOL. THE "RDP" MEANS RAPID DEFENSE PACKAGE, AND IT IS FULLY MODDED TO FLATTEN YOUR RECOIL AND SHARPEN YOUR AIM OUT OF THE BOX!
HERE IS THE TACTICAL LOOT BOX BREAKDOWN:
1. THE HS PRODUKT HELLCAT RDP. IT COMES WITH A FACTORY-INSTALLED SELF-INDEXING COMPENSATOR THAT CHOPPERS MUZZLE FLIP TO ABSOLUTE ZERO! IT'S USED, SO IT'S GENTLY BROKEN IN, UTTERLY RELIABLE, AND READY TO CHOMP WHATEVER 9MM AMMO YOU FEED IT.
2. HEX WASP RED DOT INSTALLED! DIRECTLY MOUNTED TO THE SLIDE FOR CO-WITNESS GLORY. NO MORE SQUINTING AT IRON SIGHTS LIKE A 17TH-CENTURY MUSKETEER-JUST PUT THE DOT ON THE TARGET AND SQUEEZE THE SWEET GEN 2 FLAT TRIGGER!
3. TWO (2) TOTAL MAGAZINES. YOU GET EXACTLY ENOUGH FREEDOM DISPENSERS TO SECURE THE BLOCKS IN A CONCEALED CARRY SCENARIO AND DRILL SPEED RELOADS LIKE A CERTIFIED ACTION MOVIE EXTRA.
4. NO ORIGINAL BOX. ABSOLUTELY NONE! THE PREVIOUS OWNER PROBABLY RECYCLED THE CASE IMMEDIATELY TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE AMMO. WE WILL WRAP THIS MINI CANNON SECURELY IN A SOULLESS, BORING CARDBOARD BOX. LOSS OF BOX MEANS GAIN OF VALUE SAVINGS FOR YOUR WALLET!
WE ARE A REAL, FULLY COMPLIANT FFL DEALER. NO, WE WILL NOT MEET YOU BEHIND A TACO BELL AT MIDNIGHT. NO, WE CANNOT SWAP IT FOR A HALF-COMPLETED GO-KART. A BACKGROUND CHECK IS 100% REQUIRED. ALL LAWS APPLY. KEEP IT COMPLIANT, FOLKS.
UPGRADE YOUR DAILY CARRY TO EXECUTIVE LEVEL TODAY! BUY IT NOW!