Product Description
RIFLE: DANIEL DEFENSE MODEL DELTA 5, SERIAL NUMBER DLT5008179, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, BOLT, 308 WINCHESTER, 20
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ATTENTION PRECISION SNOBS, SUB-MOA LARPERS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SNIPE A RECREATIONAL SODA CAN FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ZIP CODE! UP FOR GRABS IS THE ROLEX OF THE BOLT-ACTION UNIVERSE: A GENUINE DANIEL DEFENSE DELTA 5 RIFLE!
THIS IS NOT A BUDGET DEER RIFLE MADE OUT OF ALUMINUM SODA CANS IN A GARAGE. THIS IS A DANIEL DEFENSE PRECISION BOLT GUN. IT COMES FROM THE LAND OF COLD-HAMMER-FORGED BARRELS, DEVASTATINGLY TIGHT TOLERANCES, AND MECHANICAL PERFECTION. THE TRIGGER BREAKS CLEANER THAN A PROMISE AT A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, AND THE USER-CONFIGURABLE CHASSIS FEELS SO REASSURINGLY ANCHORED TO YOUR HANDS IT FEELS LIKE COATING YOUR HANDS IN INDUSTRIAL SUPER GLUE. IT RENDERS RECOIL TO A GENTLE WHISPER, TURNING YOU INTO AN INSTANT ELITE OPERATOR EVEN IF YOUR VISION REQUIRES SEVERE READING GLASSES.
HOLD ONTO YOUR TACTICAL WALLETS: IT COMES IN THE ORIGINAL FACTORY HARD CASE! YES! THE INDESTRUCTIBLE DANIEL DEFENSE HARD PLASTIC CASE HAS SURVIVED INTACT. IT HAS NO MYSTERIOUS TRUCK-BED MOTOR OIL PUDDLES AND HAS NOT BEEN CHEWED BY A BEAVER. PLUS, WE ARE INCLUDING TWO TOTAL MAGAZINES-THAT'S TWICE THE CHANCE TO RUN LONG-RANGE DRILLS AND SHOW THE FLAT-RANGE COMMANDOS YOU MEAN BUSINESS.
CONDITION IS USED BUT INCREDIBLY LOVED. IT WAS CLEARLY OPERATED BY A LONG-RANGE INFLUENCER WHO WIPED IT DOWN WITH A MICROFIBER CLOTH AFTER EVERY SINGLE PRECISION ROUND. THE FINISH LOOKS AS CRISP AS A NEW DOLLAR BILL, THE BOLT CYCLES SMOOTHER THAN A USED CAR SALESMAN CLOSING A DEAL AT MIDNIGHT, AND THE BORE IS CLEANER THAN A CHURCH PICNIC.
THIS IS AN FFL TRANSFERS-ONLY TRANSACTION. NO, WE WILL NOT SLIDE IT INTO A FAST-FOOD BAG BEHIND A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 3 AM. YES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MANDATES THE 4473 DRILL AND A BACKGROUND CHECK. NO, "I AM A LEVEL 95 ELITE SNIPER ON CALL OF DUTY" IS NOT VALID REGIONAL IDENTIFICATION.
BUY IT NOW BEFORE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER FINDS THE DISCRETIONARY FUNDS AND FORCEFULLY DEPLOYS THEM ON A RESPONSIBLE HOME IMPROVEMENT PROJECT!