Product Description
PISTOL: ROMARM MODEL MICRO DRACO - PISTOL IMPORTED BY CAI GEORGIA VT, SERIAL NUMBER PMD-06058-18, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 7.62X39MM, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 6.25
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ATTENTION FLAME-THROWER ENTHUSIASTS, NOISE COMPLAINT GENERATORS, AND ANYONE WHO THINKS A RIFLE CARTRIDGE IS BEST EXPERIENCED OUT OF A BARREL THE SIZE OF A BALLPOINT PEN! REJECT REASONABLE DECIBEL LEVELS AND REVEL IN THE PURE, UNADULTERATED MADNESS OF THE BALKAN FIRE-BREATHER: THE ROMANIAN ROMARM MICRO DRACO PISTOL IN THE ANGRY, DOOR-KICKING 7.62X39MM CALIBER!
YES, IT IS USED! PRE-LOVED. GENTLY SEASONED BY A PREVIOUS OWNER WHO WANTED TO TURN COVERED RANGE BENCHES INTO AN ABSOLUTE CONCUSSION ZONE. NO, IT DOES NOT COME WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! THE ORIGINAL FACTORY CARDBOARD WAS PROBABLY ACCIDENTALLY VAPORIZED BY THE FIREBALL THE VERY FIRST TIME THIS BEAST WAS UNLEASHED. YOU DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT PACKAGING; YOU REJOICE IN THE SAVINGS AND EXPEDITE THIS COMPACT CHOPPER STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVEL PIT!
THIS ISN'T A GUN FOR DELICATE RELOADING PURISTS OR PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT THEIR WRIST COMFORT. THE MICRO DRACO IS A SOLID SLAB OF COMBLOC COMPACT INSANITY CHURNED OUT BY THE LEGENDARY CUGIR FACTORY IN ROMANIA. IT TURNS ORDINARY STEEL-CASED AMMO INTO MULTI-FOOT BLINDING THUNDERCLAPS THAT WILL LEGITIMATELY LIGHT UP THE RANGE EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUNNY AFTERNOON. IT IS LOUD, IT IS FAST, AND IT WILL ABSOLUTELY MAKE EVERYONE SHOOTING ORDINARY PLINKERS COMPLAIN TO THE RANGE SAFETY OFFICER!
WHY THIS ROMANIAN THUNDER-MAKER DEMANDS A SPOT IN YOUR SAFE:
* 6-INCH BARREL MANIA: MAXIMUM FLAME OUTPOURING, MAXIMUM CONCUSSION, MINIMUM MANEUVERABILITY LIMITS.
* NO ORIGINAL BOX: SHED THE PACKAGING ANXIETY! THIS TINY TANK LIVES IN A RANGE BAG, NOT A CLOSET.
* 7.62X39MM SPICY POWER: LAUNCH CHUNKY RIFLE ROUNDS OUT OF A PLATFORM THE SIZE OF A LOAF OF BREAD.
* AK PLATFORM COMPATIBILITY: CONSUMES STANDARD AK-47 MAGAZINES LIKE AN ABSOLUTE CHAMPION.
ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS APPLY. MUST SHIP TO A LICENSED FFL DEALER WHO DOES NOT SKIP WRIST DAY. BUY IT NOW, RACK THAT HANDLE, AND RELEASE THE THUNDER!