Product Description
PISTOL: ROMARM MODEL MICRO DRACO - PISTOL IMPORTED BY CAI GEORGIA VT, SERIAL NUMBER 23PMD-46105, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 6.25, 7.62X39MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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ATTENTION NOISE COMPLAINT GENERATORS, FLAME-THROWER ENTHUSIASTS, AND ANYONE WHO THINKS A 6-INCH BARREL IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR A FULL-POWER RIFLE CARTRIDGE! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE ULTIMATE BACKYARD THUNDER-MAKER: THE ROMANIAN CUGIR MICRO DRACO PISTOL IN THE ANGRY, DOOR-KICKING 7.62X39MM CALIBER, COMPLETE WITH AN SB TACTICAL PISTOL BRACE!
YES, IT IS USED. PRE-LOVED. GENTLY SEASONED BY A PREVIOUS OPERATOR WHO DEARLY LOVED CONCUSSING EVERYONE WITHIN A THREE-ZIP-CODE RADIUS. NO, IT DOES NOT COME WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! THE ORIGINAL BOX WAS PROBABLY VAPORIZED BY THE BLAST RADIUS THE FIRST TIME THIS THING WAS FIRED. YOU DO NOT WANT CARDBOARD PACKAGING DEADWEIGHT ANYWAY; THIS FIRE-BREATHING BALKAN BULLDOG LIVES IN A RANGE BAG, NOT A UTILITY CLOSET!
THIS ISN'T A GUN FOR DELICATE RELOADING PURISTS. THE MICRO DRACO IS THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF COMBLOC COMPACT MADNESS. IT TURNS CHEAP STEEL-CASED AMMO INTO MULTI-FOOT FIREBALLS THAT WILL LEGITIMATELY BLIND YOUR TARGETS BEFORE THE BULLET EVEN ARRIVES. AND WE ARE SWEETENING THE DEAL WITH AN ATTACHED SB PISTOL BRACE, PROVIDING CRITICAL STABILIZATION SO YOU CAN HOIST THIS TINY TANK WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY ACCIDENTALLY DETONATING THE RANGE CEILING TILE SYSTEM!
WHY THIS MICRO DRACO PACKAGE ABSOLUTELY RULES:
* 6-INCH BARREL ACTION: MAXIMUM CONCUSSION, MAXIMUM FIREBALL EXCEEDS, MINIMUM MANEUVERABILITY LIMITS.
* SB TACTICAL PISTOL BRACE: STABILIZE THE FREEDOM AND REDUCE THE WRIST DISCOMFORT RADICALLY!
* NO ORIGINAL BOX: SHED THE PACKAGING ANXIETY AND TAKE IT STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVEL PIT FOR REAL DESTRUCTION.
* 7.62X39MM SPICY POWER: LAUNCH CHUNKY RIFLE ROUNDS OUT OF A PLATFORM THE SIZE OF A LOAF OF BREAD.
ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL LAWS APPLY. MUST SHIP DIRECTLY TO A LICENSED FFL DEALER WHO DOES NOT SKIP WRIST DAY. KNOW YOUR LOCAL COMPACT RIFLE/PISTOL JURISDICTIONS BEFORE YOU BUY! BUY IT NOW, RACK THAT ACCURATE HANDLE, AND RELEASE THE THUNDER!