Product Description
SHOTGUN: KEL-TEC MODEL KSG, SERIAL NUMBER XXW666, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, PUMP, 12 GAUGE, 18
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ATTENTION SPACE MARINES, HOME DEFENDERS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HOLD AN ENTIRE BOX OF SHOTGUN SHELLS IN ONE COMPACT, BULLPUP PACKAGE! UP FOR GRABS IS A USED, FACE-MELTING KEL-TEC KSG 12 GAUGE!
THIS IS NOT YOUR GRANDPA'S DUCK GUN. THIS IS A FUTURISTIC, DOUBLE-BARELED-LOOKING CYBER-PUMP THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE CLEANING UP AN ALIEN INVASION ON A DISTANT PLANET. IT FEATURES TWO SEPARATE MAGAZINE TUBES. THAT'S RIGHT, TWO! YOU CAN LOAD BUCKSHOT IN ONE, SLUGS IN THE OTHER, AND SWITCH BETWEEN THEM WITH THE FLIP OF A LEVER LIKE A TACTICAL DJ MIXING THE SOUNDTRACK OF FREEDOM!
LET'S BE 100% REAL: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX. NONE. AT ALL. THE ORIGINAL BOX HAS PROBABLY TRANSITIONED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION. BUT WHO CARES? A CARDBOARD BOX CAN'T HOLD 14+1 ROUNDS OF 12-GAUGE THUNDER! WE WILL WRAP THIS SCI-FI BOOM-STICK IN SO MUCH BUBBLE WRAP IT LOOKS LIKE A VERY DANGEROUS SPACE BURRITO, AND IT WILL ARRIVE SAFELY AT YOUR DEALER.
WHY DO YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS KEL-TEC KSG?
1. LUDICROUS CAPACITY: IT HOLDS AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF SHELLS. RELOADING? WHAT IS THAT? YOU'LL GET TIRED OF PUMPING BEFORE IT RUNS EMPTY!
2. BULLPUP COMPACTNESS: THE ACTION IS IN THE BACK, GIVING YOU A FULL-LENGTH BARREL IN A GUN THAT IS SHORT ENOUGH TO MANEUVER IN A UTILITY CLOSET.
3. INTRUDER DETERRENT: THE SOUND OF RACKING THIS FUTURISTIC MONSTER WILL MAKE ANY BAD GUY INSTANTLY RE-EVALUATE EVERY LIFE CHOICE THEY HAVE EVER MADE.
CONDITION IS USED. IT HAS SOME MINOR SCUFFS AND BATTLE MARKS FROM DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS DESIGNED TO DO-BE EXTREMELY AWESOME AT THE RANGE. THE ACTION PUMPS TIGHT, THE TUBE SELECTOR FLIPS SMOOTH, AND THE BORE IS SO CLEAN AND BRIGHT YOU COULD USE IT AS A TELESCOPE.
ALL ATF LAWS APPLY. MUST SHIP TO YOUR FAVORITE LOCAL FFL WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF HIGH-CAPACITY BULLPUPS, OR PICK IT UP POST-BACKGROUND CHECK. KNOW YOUR LOCAL SHOTGUN LAWS!
DON'T LET THIS SHIELD OF FUTURISTIC FIREPOWER SLIP AWAY! BUY IT NOW AND CHOOSE BOTH TUBES OF THUNDER!