Product Description
PISTOL: GRAND POWER MODEL STRIBOG SP9A1 IMPORTED BY GLOBAL ORDNANCE LLC, SARASOTA, FL, SERIAL NUMBER GSA25287, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, 8, 9X19MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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LOOKING FOR A SUB-GUN THAT SAYS "I AM A SOPHISTICATED OPERATOR" BUT ALSO "I HAVE A REASONABLE BUDGET"? BEHOLD THE SLOVAKIAN SLAB OF PURE JOY: THE GRAND POWER STRIBOG SP9A1 IN GLORIOUS 9MM! IT'S NAMED AFTER A SLAVIC GOD OF WIND AND STORMS, WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IT BLOWS THROUGH AMMO AND RELEASES A STORM OF LEAD!
YES, IT IS USED, BUT IT HAS BEEN PAMPERED LIKE A ROYAL POODLE. UNLIKE THOSE RAGTAG SURPLUS RIFLES, THIS BEAUTY ACTUALLY COMES WITH ITS ORIGINAL BOX! THAT'S RIGHT, A GENUINE, HIGH-QUALITY PLASTIC CASE THAT SAVES YOU FROM THE SHAME OF WALKING INTO THE RANGE WITH YOUR GUN IN A WALMART SHOPPING BAG.
WE ARE NOT JUST GIVING YOU THE GUN. WE ARE THROWING IN A GRAND TOTAL OF THREE (3) MAGAZINES. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE FUN AND THREE TIMES THE DURATION BEFORE YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, FUMBLING WITH LOOSE 9MM ROUNDS WHILE YOUR FRIENDS WATCH.
WHY CHOOSE THE STRIBOG SP9A1?
* SLOVAKIAN ENGINEERING: BUILT LIKE A TANK, SMOOTH AS CONTEMPORARY JAZZ.
* PICATINNY RAILS EVERYWHERE: ATTACH A SCOPE, A LASER, A FLASHLIGHT, AND A TACTICAL CUP HOLDER. THERE IS ROOM FOR IT ALL!
* ROLLER-DELAYED IS FOR RICH PEOPLE: THIS IS THE DIRECT BLOWBACK SP9A1, MEANING IT HAS MORE KICK THAN A SHOT OF CHEAP VODKA, AND IT FEELS AMAZING.
* ORIGINAL BOX INCLUDED: REJOICE, BOX HOARDERS! YOUR GARAGE SHELF WILL BE SO PROUD.
THIS BAD BOY IS READY TO TURN HEADS, PUNCH HOLES IN CARDBOARD, AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN A CYBERPUNK ACTION MOVIE. IT IS COMPACT, RELIABLE, AND WAY MORE FUN THAN ANY PLASTIC HANDGUN YOU CURRENTLY OWN.
ALL NFA/BATFE RULES AND LOCAL LAWS APPLY. MUST SHIP TO AN LICENSED FFL DEALER. WE WILL NOT SHIP TO COMMIE STATES THAT CRY OVER MAGAZINE CAPACITIES!
BUY IT NOW, FILL THOSE THREE MAGS, AND GO MAKE SOME NOISE!