Product Description
RIFLE: ZBROJOVKA BRNO MODEL VZ.24 IMPORTED BY CAI ST ALB VT, SERIAL NUMBER YR14177, OTHER, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 23.23, 8MM MAUSER, BOLT
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ATTENTION SURPLUS ADDICTS, MAUSER MANIACS, AND ANYONE WHO WANTS A FIREARM BUILT TO SURVIVE A DIRECT HIT FROM AN ASTEROID! BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS ZBROJOVKA BRNO VZ.24! THAT'S RIGHT-THE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN MASTERPIECE THAT LOOKS AT MODERN PLASTIC RIFLES AND LAUGHS IN FULL-SIZED EUROPEAN STEEL AND CHUNKY WOOD STOCKS!
THIS HISTORIC BATTLE WORKHORSE IS DEFINITELY USED. IT WAS MANUFACTURED IN AN ERA WHEN MEN HAD SIDEREO-STRENGTH HANDS AND "COMPACT" MEANT A FIVE-FOOT RIFLE INSTEAD OF A SIX-FOOT ONE. NO ORIGINAL BOX IS INCLUDED BECAUSE THE "ORIGINAL BOX" WAS A GREASY WOODEN MILITARY CRATE DEPOSITED IN A EUROPEAN BUNKER IN THE 1930S! YOU GET THE RIFLE, THE CRUNCHY-BUT-INDESTRUCTIBLE CZECH BOLT ACTION, AND THE MAUSER 98 SYSTEM THAT EVERY MODERN HUNTING RIFLE PLAGIARIZED.
WHY DO YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS CZECH THUNDER-STICK?
* 8X57MM MAUSER POWER (8MM MAUSER): FOR WHEN YOU THINK 30-06 IS A BIT TOO SUBTLE AND YOU WANT TO RETIRE A STEEL TARGET TO THE AFTERLIFE IN ONE SHOT!
* SMOOTH ACTION: DESIGNED BY ACCLAIMED EUROPEAN ENGINEERS TO OPERATE PERFECTLY EVEN IF SUBMERGED IN MUD AND SOUP MIX!
* AESTHETIC INTIMIDATION FACTOR: IT HAS AN ACTUAL BAYONET LUG, FULL-LENGTH WOOD FURNITURE, AND ENOUGH MUZZLE BLAST TO BLOW THE HAT OFF THE GUY IN THE NEXT LANE!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE NO-NONSENSE SURPLUS RIFLE. IT'S NOT SVELTE, IT'S NOT LIGHTWEIGHT, AND IT WILL NOT FIT IN YOUR SKINNY JEANS COURIER BACKPACK. IT IS FIVE POUNDS OF RUGGED HISTORY READY TO MAKE YOUR SHOULDER REMIND YOU OF EVERY SINGLE SHOT FOR THE NEXT FORTY-EIGHT HOURS.
WE ARE A REAL, LICENSED FFL DEALER. THE AUTHORITIES KEEP SCORE, SO BACKGROUND CHECKS AND VALID ID ARE STRICTLY MANDATORY, COMPREHEND?
SOLD STRICTLY AS-IS. NO BOX. BUY IT NOW BEFORE A GUY IN FLANNEL WITH A SURPLUS PODCAST SNATCHES UP THIS EUROPEAN CHUNK OF COLD WAR HISTORY!