Product Description
PISTOL: GLOCK MODEL 49 MOS IMPORTED BY GLOCK INC SMYRNA GA, SERIAL NUMBER CDSM244, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, 4.49, 9X19MM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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LISTEN UP YOU EXTRA-POCKET-HAVING SPEC-OPS LARPERS. WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS THE MUTANT LOVECHILD OF A GLOCK 19 AND A GLOCK 17. IT'S THE GLOCK 49 MOS. GLOCK FINALLY LISTENED TO THE INTERNET, TOOK THE LONG, SLINKY SLIDE OF A 17, AND SLAPPED IT ON THE COMPACT, EASY-TO-HIDE FRAME OF A 19. IT'S COUTURE. IT'S LIFESTYLE. IT'S THE MULLET OF THE GUN WORLD: BUSINESS UP TOP, PARTY IN THE GRIP.
THIS BAD BOY IS PRE-OWNED, WHICH MEANS THE PREVIOUS OWNER ALREADY DID THE COMPULSORY "STARE IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND PRACTICE DRAWING" FOR YOU. WE ALREADY WIPED OFF HIS FLAMIN' HOT CHEETO DUST. IT'S IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. WE ARE THROWING IN A VIRIDIAN RFX44 GREEN DOT SIGHT, ALREADY MOUNTED ON TOP LIKE A SICK LITTLE TRUCK SPOILER. GREEN MEANS GO, BABY. IT'S CRISP, IT'S GREEN, AND IT'S PERFECT FOR WHEN YOUR EYESIGHT IS FAILING BECAUSE YOU SPEND 14 HOURS A DAY READING ARGUMENTS ON REDDIT ABOUT CALIBER BALLISTICS.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET IN THIS BOX OF GLORY?
* THE ORIGINAL PLASTIC CASE (PERFECT FOR STORING SOCKS OR EX-WIFE'S RESTRAINING ORDERS)
* THREE (3) COUNT 'EM, THREE TOTAL MAGAZINES. THAT'S 45 ROUNDS OF "PLEASE LEAVE MY PROPERTY" AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
THIS IS AN FFL TRANSACTION. ALL NFA/ATF RULES APPLY. YES, WE DO BACKGROUND CHECKS, SO IF YOUR COUSIN VINNY IS A FELON, DON'T BRING HIM. NO TRADES FOR YOUR 1998 HONDA CIVIC OR DIRT BIKES THAT "JUST NEED A CARB CLEAN."
BUY IT TODAY BEFORE AN EMPLOYEE TAKES IT HOME AND MAKES AN INSTAGRAM REEL WITH IT!