El aguila ain&';t here to make friends-it&';s here to rule the sky and steal your lunch. One minute, it&';s soaring like a symbol of freedom, the next, it&';s snatching your al pastor taco straight outta your hand and swooping back for the cerveza. It&';s loud, it&';s proud, and it&';s gonna stare you down like you owe it money till you give it that drink.