PISTOL: ZASTAVA ARMS MODEL ZPAP92 IMPORTED BY ZASTAVA ARMS USA, SERIAL NUMBER Z92-082834, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 7.62X39, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 8.5 Notes: LISTEN UP COMRADES, REBELS, AND FANS OF ABSOLUTE FIREPOWER! ARE YOU TIRED OF WEAK, QUIET GUNS THAT GO "PEW PEW"? DO YOU WANT A FIREARM THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLASHBANG GOING OFF IN A TILED BATHROOM?? BEHOLD THE ZASTAVA ZPAP92! THE SERBIAN FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON OF THE AK WORLD!! THIS IS NOT A RIFLE! THIS IS A PISTOL CHAMBERED IN THE GLORIOUS, HARD-HITTING 7.62X39MM. IT HAS A BULGED TRUNNION AND A CHROME-LINED BORE, WHICH IS FANCY GUN-NERD TALK FOR "THIS THING IS BUILT LIKE A SOVIET REFRIGERATOR AND WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE"! CRITICAL DISCLOSURE: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX! WE SUSPECT THE PREVIOUS OWNER USED IT AS A TARGET BEYOND 50 YARDS OR PERHAPS IT WAS SACRIFICED TO THE GODS OF SURPLUS GUN POWDER. WE WILL WRAP IT SO TIGHT IN BUBBLE WRAP THAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE A TACTICAL COCOON WHEN IT ARRIVES AT YOUR DEALER! WHY YOU NEED THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT IN YOUR LIFE: * MAXIMUM CONCUSSION! IT WILL CLEAR OUT EVERYONE AT THE INDOOR RANGE WITHIN FIVE SECONDS. GREAT FOR SOCIAL DISTANCING! * NIGHT VISION DESTROYER! THE MUZZLE FLASH IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE. IT CAN DOUBLE AS A SIGNAL FLARE IN AN EMERGENCY. * PURE SERBIAN STEEL! NONE OF THAT FLIMSY PLASTIC TOY FEELING. THIS THING HAS WEIGHT, SUBSTANCE, AND AGGRESSION. * THE PERFECT CHOPPER! IT LOOKS REBELLIOUS, FEELS MEAN, AND WILL ABSOLUTELY CHEW THROUGH STEEL-CASED AMMO LIKE A CHIPMUNK ON AN ESPRESSO BINGE. THIS BAD BOY IS USED! IT HAS A FEW SCUFFS AND SURFACES SCRATCHES BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALLY USED FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE OF MAKING LOUD NOISES AND CAPTURING THE ADMIRATION OF RUSTIC RANGE OFFICERS. ALL STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS APPLY! WE NEED YOUR LOCAL FFL'S LICENSE BEFORE WE SHIP THIS FREEDOM DISPENSER! NO EXCEPTIONS! BUY ITNOW AND COMPROMISE YOUR HEARING IN STYLE!