Product Description
PISTOL: KRISS- USA - FIREARMS MODEL VECTOR SDP, SERIAL NUMBER 10P007625, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES PROTECTIVE CASE, 5.5, 10MM AUTO, SEMI - AUTOMATIC
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LISTEN UP, FUTURISTIC GADGET LOVERS AND OPTIC SNOBS! WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS THE ULTIMATE SCI-FI MONSTER. THIS IS A USED GENUINE KRISS VECTOR SDP PISTOL IN 10MM AUTO. THIS IS NOT A BORING HANDGUN. IT IS A CHUNKY, SPACE-AGE MACHINE EQUIPPED WITH A PREMIUM SIDE-FOLDING ARM BRACE THAT SAYS "I VALUE CYBERPUNK LOOKS AND ULTRALIGHT COMPACT EFFICIENCY."
AND REJOICE, PURISTS, BECAUSE AGAINST ALL ODDS, THIS APPARATUS ACTUALLY COMES PACKED IN THE ORIGINAL FACTORY SOFT CASE! NO LOOSE TRUCK BED DRAMA HERE. YOU GET THE GLORIOUS ZIPPERED NYLON COMFORT CARRIER TO SAFELY HOUSE YOUR NEW SPACE PIECE IN PADDED LUXURY.
BEHOLD THE TRUE SACRED MAJESTY OF THE KRISS DESIGN: THE LEGENDARY SUPER V RECOIL MITIGATION ENGINE! THIS INTERNAL MECHANISM DEFLECTS RECOIL FORCES ENTIRELY DOWNWARD INSTEAD OF INTO YOUR WRIST, COMPLETELY ELIMINATING MUZZLE FLIP! IT FIRES BULLETS FLATTER THAN A PANCAKE. SLAP THAT SIDE-FOLDING BRACE SHUT AND YOU CAN TUCK THIS TACTICAL BRIEFCASE DIRECTLY INTO A STANDARD BACKPACK. WILL IT MAKE EVERY ROOKIE AT THE RANGE ASK "WHAT IN THE HALO VIDEO GAME IS THAT?" YES IT WILL.
IT IS USED, GIVING IT THAT BROKEN-IN CONFIDENCE. SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY ENJOYED THE CRISP TRIGGER PULL FOR YOU. IT HAS MINIMAL FINISH WEAR BECAUSE THE RUGGED SHELL PROTECTS IT FROM DIRT, MUD, AND POOR MAINTENANCE HABITS. IT GOES BANG EVERY SINGLE TIME.
NO PRINTED OWNER'S MANUALS. NO SAFETY BRIEFING LECTURES. IF YOU NEED A WRITTEN LECTURE TO OPERATE AN AUTHENTIC VECTOR, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STICK TO LASER TAG INSTEAD. THIS IS RAW TWENTY-FIRST-CENTURY POWER ENGINEERED FOR THE EVERYDAY HERO.
SERIOUSLY, BUY THIS SIDE-FOLDING VECTOR SDP BUNDLE BEFORE ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES SNATCHES IT UP TO LIVE OUT THEIR CYBERPUNK FANTASIES. SHIPPING STRAIGHT TO YOUR LOCAL FFL WHOSE EYEBALLS WILL POP WITH EXTENSIVE FUTURISTIC ENVY. ALL SALES ARE COMPLETELY FINAL.
BUY IT NOW AND OWN THE KRISS VECTOR ORIGAMI MASTERPIECE YOU DESERVE!