PISTOL: IMI-ISRAEL MILITARY INDUSTRIES MODEL DESERT EAGLE IMPORTED BY MAGNUM RESEARCH INC MINNEAPOLIS MINN, SERIAL NUMBER 107250, 2- TONE, CASE NOT INCLUDED, 6, 44 MAGNUM, SEMI - AUTOMATIC Notes: LISTEN UP YOU UNAPOLOGETIC GLORIOUS FANATICS OF OVER-THE-TOP HOLLYWOOD ACTION MOVIE NOSTALGIA, MAXIMALIST RANGE DOMINANCE, AND ABSOLUTE WRIST-SNAP RECOIL CHUMMIES! WE HAVE A USED GENUINE ISRAELI MILITARY INDUSTRIES IMI DESERT EAGLE. THIS IS THE CHUNKY, DEVASTATING, GAS-OPERATED MONSTER THAT SAYS "I VALUE MUZZLE BLAST ENERGY OVER SUBTLETY AND MY WRISTS ARE INSURED." DOES IT HAVE THE ORIGINAL BOX? ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT FANCY FACTORY PACKAGING PROBABLY COLLAPSED UNDER THE SHEER WEIGHT OF THIS STEEL ANVIL YEARS AGO. YOU DO NOT GET A BOX. YOU GET THE HAND CANNON. YOU GET A MAGAZINE. YOU GET THE RAW, UNADULTERATED JOY OF OWNERSHIP OF A FIREARM SO HEAVY THAT IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO, YOU CAN SIMPLY THROW IT AT A TARGET AND ALTER THE EARTH'S ROTATION. TRADITION? NO. EXCESS? ALL OF IT. THIS ISRAELI-MADE MASTERPIECE IS MACHINED ENTIRELY FROM SOLID STEEL, MEANING IT HAS MORE HEFT THAN A CAST-IRON SKILLET AND TAMING HIGH-VELOCITY BLASTS LIKE A CHAMPION. WILL IT RIDE DISCREETLY IN YOUR COMPACT GYM SHORTS? ABSOLUTELY NOT, UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND IN THREE SECONDS FLAT. WILL IT MAKE EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT THE INDOOR RANGE STOP, STARE, AND QUESTION YOUR FINANCES? HELL YES. EVERY WEAR MARK ON THE REINFORCED SLIDE PROFILE IS A COMPLIMENT WRITTEN IN INDUSTRIAL GLORY. NO HARD CASE. NO OWNER'S MANUAL. NO PRINTED BRIEFING LECTURES. IF YOU NEED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL TO DIRECT AN AUTHENTIC DESERT EAGLE DOWNRANGE, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STICK TO WATER GUNS ANYWAY. THIS IS RAW UNCOMPROMISING GAS-PISTON POWER ENHANCED FOR THE BOLD EVERYDAY HERO. SERIOUSLY, BUY THIS IMI BEAST BEFORE ONE OF OUR EMPLOYEES DECIDES TO USE IT AS AN ANCHOR FOR THEIR BOAT. SHIPPING STRAIGHT TO YOUR LOCAL FFL WHOSE WORK BENCH MIGHT CREAK WHEN THEY SET IT DOWN. ALL SALES ARE COMPLETELY FINAL. NO TEARS. NO REGRETS. JUST PURE, SPICY MAGNIFICENCE MINUS THE FACTORY CONTAINER FLUFF. BUY IT NOW AND OWN THE UNDISPUTED THUMP-MASTER YOU ABSOLUTELY DESERVE!