RIFLE: GSG - GERMAN SPORT GUNS MODEL GSG-5 - RIFLE IMPORTED BY ATI ROCHESTER NY, SERIAL NUMBER A341506, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 16, 22 LONG RIFLE (22LR), SEMI - AUTOMATIC Notes: ATTENTION AREA MALL NINJAS, BUDGET COMMANDOS, AND ADMIRERS OF THE ELITE GERMAN COUNTER-TERRORISM AESTHETIC! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU ARE READY TO RAPPEL OUT OF A HELICOPTER INTO A HIGH-STAKES EMBASSY SIEGE, BUT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SAYS YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD A VALUE MEAL AND A GALLON OF GAS? INTRODUCING THE GERMAN SPORT GUNS GSG-5! THE ULTIMATE "WE HAVE AN MP5 AT HOME" IN PLINKER FORM! THIS IS THE USED, BATTLE-TESTED, PLASTIC-FANTASTIC COUNTERFEIT HERO OF THE 2000S! IT IS CHAMBERED IN THE EXTREMELY DEVASTATING, LOUD, AND FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE .22 LONG RIFLE. YOU CAN SHOOT THIS THING UNTIL YOUR FINGER FALLS OFF FOR THE COST OF A CHIPOTLE BURRITO! CRITICAL WARNING: THERE IS NO ORIGINAL BOX! IT IS GONE! DESTROYED IN A FIERCE CLOSET CLEANING INCIDENT OR PERHAPS USED TO START A CAMPFIRE BY THE PREVIOUS OWNER. WE WILL SHIP IT TO YOUR FFL WRAPPED IN THE FINEST BUBBLE WRAP AN AMERICAN WAREHOUSE CAN BUY! WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS SPECIFIC SPACE LASER: * EMP-PROOF TACTICAL LOOKS! FROM FIVE FEET AWAY, EVERYONE AT THE RANGE WILL THINK YOU ARE IN THE SAS. * ZERO RECOIL! YOUR SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN OR YOUR FRAGILE ANCESTOR CAN OPERATE THIS WITH EASE. * FALSE SENSE OF POWER! PERFECT FOR DISPATCHING MENACING SODA CANS AND AGGRESSIVE PAPER TARGETS. * HK-SLAP CAPABLE! YES, YOU CAN SLAP THE CHARGING HANDLE LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE STAR, ALTHOUGH WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU SLAP IT INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION. THIS BABY IS USED! IT HAS SCUFFS! IT HAS CHARACTER! IT WAS OBVIOUSLY OWNED BY SOMEONE WHO LOVED THE MATRIX AND TRIED TO DO A 360-DEGREE DIVE INTO RECLINING CHAIR WHILE HOLDING IT. THE ACTION IS SMOOTH, THE MAGAZINE IS PLASTIC, AND THE FUN IS GUARANTEED. ALL FFL RULES APPLY! NO EXCEPTIONS! WE ARE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS, NOT A LARPING CONVENTION. HAVE YOUR LOCAL FFL READY BEFORE YOU BUY. BUY IT NOW AND FULFILL YOUR BUDGET SPEC-OPS DREAMS!