There's an art to building the perfect campfire and power in knowing the perfect place to pitch our tent (we recommend somewhere mostly flat where our head can be higher than our feet, with moss or sand gently cradling us). When we're wearing the Stoic Utility Flannel Shirt, those tasks, and many more, start coming naturally to us. We can pick out which clouds are holding rain and which are merely bluffing, and we never need a map or GPS to know which way is North. These claims are by no means a guarantee, but we can trust the soft, midweight cotton construction to keep us comfortable, and we can pack along a map in one of the four pockets, just in case the shirt's mystic powers aren't working that day.