goodr PHG Sunglasses - Stay Fly, Ornithologists
goodr PHG Sunglasses - Stay Fly, Ornithologists, Two ornithologists released a pop-rap song full of cheesy bird puns! (And they're both going through an existential crisis.)Read our Stay Fly, Ornithologists Origin StoryFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHGDon't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.NO SLIPWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.NO BOUNCEOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.ALL POLARIZEDGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.NO DISSERTATIONNo one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.