Women's Coffee Is Murder Tee
Women's Coffee Is Murder Tee, If law enforcement is the Thin Blue Line between order and chaos, then coffee is the thin black, liquid line between us and a lengthy prison sentence. The hot bean juice possesses what can only be described as a magical ability to transform a wild animal in to a productive, calm member of society. A member of society that would otherwise cut someone's face off and wear it like a Halloween mask. Proven through centuries of use in the military there is no question of the bean's other-worldly ability to soothe the savage beast. And drinking coffee is way cheaper than posting bail for 1st degree murder.ShippingThis item ships 3-5 business days from the order date.