DAKINE Tram Ski Bag
DAKINE Tram Ski Bag, Ask the pilot to just drop you off at the top of the Swiss alps so you can ski down to chalet from there; just make sure they toss Dakine's Tram Ski Bag out of the plane right when you pull your parachute. This padded bag probably won't protect your planks from a thousand foot fall but it will hold its own against overzealous highly caffeinated handlers who have a penchant for tossing luggage around.